Disclaimer: this is for fun and completely narcissistic. Asshole/alias comments are not necessary but welcome if you have nothing else to do

It's that time of year! 2012 did not disappoint as the ladies in Atlanta just keep getting better. Had a great time and this year's blast offs were the best yet. So here are the top 10 ladies that churned up enough of Sir Cumalot's nutt butter to coat the walls...but thankfully ended up on their beautiful bodies and faces! HA! Whew! Whether this year or before, I've reviewed all of these chicks. For more info, see my reviews:

10. Isis - independent

9. Chanel LaBelle - independent

8. Lauren - formerly JFL, whereabouts unknown

7. Riley Renae - independent

6. TonkaToy - independent

5. Shannon Kincaid -independent

4. Nikki (pretty Nikki) - independent

3. Gianna - formerly ER, currently Gold Club

2. Kendall - independent

1. Brittany Cherry - independent

Honorable mention:

Tabitha - JFL
Misty Rivers - indie
Ilana - formerly ER, now indie
Brandee - Gold Club
UTR - former agency lady, agency now closed. She knows who she is, don't ask cuz I ain't tellin lol

So many more I could list. Thank you ladies for such great memories...Happy New Year!

Sir Cumalot

To make it on your list.

Posted By: roanoke1979

Disclaimer: this is for fun and completely narcissistic. Asshole/alias comments are not necessary but welcome if you have nothing else to do

It's that time of year! 2012 did not disappoint as the ladies in Atlanta just keep getting better. Had a great time and this year's blast offs were the best yet. So here are the top 10 ladies that churned up enough of Sir Cumalot's nutt butter to coat the walls...but thankfully ended up on their beautiful bodies and faces! HA! Whew! Whether this year or before, I've reviewed all of these chicks. For more info, see my reviews:

10. Isis - independent

9. Chanel LaBelle - independent

8. Lauren - formerly JFL, whereabouts unknown

7. Riley Renae - independent

6. TonkaToy - independent

5. Shannon Kincaid -independent

4. Nikki (pretty Nikki) - independent

3. Gianna - formerly ER, currently Gold Club

2. Kendall - independent

1. Brittany Cherry - independent

Honorable mention:

Tabitha - JFL
Misty Rivers - indie
Ilana - formerly ER, now indie
Brandee - Gold Club
UTR - former agency lady, agency now closed. She knows who she is, don't ask cuz I ain't tellin lol

So many more I could list. Thank you ladies for such great memories...Happy New Year!

Sir Cumalot

Mist, if there's ever a 'Sir C Ladies Hall Of Fame', u r in like Flynn...

Sir C

A few years ago. Best eyes, best legs, best ass, best bbbj. Etc. Then I think some
Got their feelings hurt. Glad to see you bring one back. This is best facial girl or
Are these just your personal all around favs for 2012?

You are my sweet, special friend.
Under different circumstances......

Yes but according to TER guide lines those are shill posts and not allowed.

"Shill posts are allowed on Friday...

Friday Shill Day:

- Shills from hobbyists, for their favorite provider of the week, are allowed on Fridays
- Should be started by a local hobbyist
- Must contain link to Provider's profile (this helps others find her)
Exception:  if a new provider, (no TER reviews), the hobbyist can shill provided he submits a review within 72 hrs (Violators of this policy will lose their message posting privileges)
- Should not be posted earlier than 1am (local time)
- Comments are allowed from all, but should not be negative, start a new discussion or be ads from the provider

General Ad Posting and General Board Rules apply unless otherwise stated above."

Xxo
Krystal

I was only able to see this Woman one time because of her limited availability but WOW

Things must be slow if this is something that becomes the biggest topic of conversation. Seriously.

The concept...and the person behind it...is nothing other than a constant cry for attention and desperate attempt at becoming something other than the general crowd.
Honestly...when the only thing you have to say about yourself is that more liquid spews out of your cock than others might.....that's pretty sad.
It really isn't that big of a deal, no pun intended.
Limit alcohol consumption, have a protein drink a day, stay hydrated, and you can cum like a fire hose. It's no more complicated than that.

This guy feels the need to identify, and consider himself as something special for nothing other than fluid expulsion. And some of you buy into it and act like it's some kind of big deal?!?
Really??

Sorry to mess up your illusions....but he's just a guy who pays for time and has fun. No different than anyone else.
If he wants to think he's special by posting lists that mean nothing.....or grabbing a nickname that has no value....how about you just let him.

He seemingly needs to feel special. While this compulsion is sad.....just allow him to have it.
It doesn't hurt anyone.....and it's not like he'll ever realize that he's not that big of a deal (no pun intended).

We all cum....a lot. Big fucking deal. LOL.
That fact doesn't make any one of us feel the need to identify ourselves with only that.
Well....all of us except one.
LOL.

Agreed, special lady

Sir Cumalot

Though I have to re-iterate that this is not a ATF best of list. It's the ladies that made me ejaculate the most volume of cum this year. That said, many of your choices would be on my ATF Top 10 if I posted one...which I didn't.

Sir C

Is the fact that a former mod felt the need to write a novel of psychiatric evaluation on a topic he says is 'much ado about nothing'. A topic that, BTW, I prefaced in my original post with a disclaimer to bored assholes like you that states 'this is completely narcisstic' and for fun only.

Funny, you're smart enough to riff off with your psychiatric evaluation but dumb enough not to read the post in the first place. What's really sad is that you felt the need to bust on this thread that's a 1000 views in and because it has nothing to do with you, you felt the need to be a douche about it.

Looks like the jealous bug has bit. Instead of busting on me, why don't you try posting something that people want to read?

Other than that, I couldn't agree with you more...

Sir Cumalot

I have my list of men that are a scholar and a gentleman. I mostly see them on a regular basis. I have no interest in posting on a public board to read who they are. why???? because of who I am...sir cum,  you definitely took the low road; surprised and that's all I'm going to say......

It is perfectly acceptable to post our site link and is "Encouraged" by TER to do so per the guidelines/rules.
It is not against any rule to post our website link except on a photo thread theme day post.

Do not forget the bleach!  Lol

I am for sir spooge's right to post his best cumblast chicks of 2012.

I think that anytime a woman rocks a dude so much that he wants to tell
Everyone it is a good thing.

No fight here. This post has nothing in it to argue about.

Sir C

On the first 2, u never commented that it was offensive or whatever issue u r having now. This year I see u, write review, treated u with respect and was a perfect gentleman. Lo and behold, ur not on my dorky list and NOW ur upset and commenting with contempt on a thread that has nothing to with u either way, good or bad.

You've said ur piece now let it go. Stop with the thinly veiled threat pm's and what u will do if I do not publicly apologize (for what?) and/or compliment you for the community to see. That makes no sense.

You say u don't make lists, so don't. You have a support system, that's great. But what the hell does any of that have to do with my list!?! Geez...

To all the ladies that have sent pm's of appreciation, you're welcome. I assure you the pleasure was all mine

Sir Cumalot

Don't know, never tried. On a good day, I think so. I think the ladies could answer this better.

Ladies?

Sir Cumalot

but I doubt he's mostly on a regular basis, although no doubt both gentleman and scholar...

Enough is enough.......you're really not looking good during this exchange

...you know who Sigmund Freud is. I'm impressed!

'Untenable situation'? The untenable situation is that you think these ladies aren't strong willed enough not to answer for fear of monetary reprisal. I can assure you they are. If you don't know that, then you know very little about them.

'All about me'? Feel free to ask any lady I've seen if the time spent with them was 'all about me' and that my only goal was pleasing myself, including Hanna.

Even if your ridiculous mental diagnoses were true, I've spent a shitload of cash, been a gentlemen to all, written almost 100 reviews, and always contributed to this community. I think a once a year 'Top Ten Ladies Load' list for my own pleasure would not be that selfish, too much to ask, or too much of an imposition.

Come back when you got some better ammo,

Sir Cumalot

Enough already I have met Sir cum, nice guy. I have met Hanna, sweet lady. Any make up sex going on here??
Happy New year!
Hugs and kisses
TL

after checking the guidelines of posting; shill friday allows listing your favorite escort; even encourages it.  I was wrong....

you're suspended from the HotProvider Softball Team for the next two games.

my oh my u have great taste PatrickMike

WOW!! I cant believe you said what you did.
Just for the record, Sir C and I have been friends (just friends) for over a decade. LONG before we came in contact in this business.  The best thing about him is that he is just about the sweetest man I have ever met. He is sincere, generous, honest AND gifted.
He makes me smile every time I talk to him and he never hesitates to make me feel like a goddess. We speak regularly and he always makes me laugh.
He meant nothing more than to make the women he has seen feel good. He doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Im so bummed you wrote what you did about him.
BIG FAT FAIL!