I need volunteers to settle a disagreement between my SO and myself. I have recently lost some weight (not enough as I'm still an old, fat man - but I'm working on it!). I have a favorite pair of blue jeans that are getting a little big for me. However, they are comfortable and I still wear them. Last night, my SO tried to toss them saying that a family of five could move in with me when I wear them. I said she was wrong and that I would advertise for someone to get into them with me. She said to go ahead and try. Thus, I am looking for a provider (or two) to TRY to get into my pants with me wearing them. I figure that if I can provide proof that one or two folks cannot get into the jeans with me, I can keep them. Plus, she gave her permission!! Any providers interested in trying to get into my pants?? LOL

Jim

That's good stuff!  I was cracking up.

If you can't get a real lady, ask a store for a life size mannequin.


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And don't forget to post the review.... LOL

Who for? The real live provider or the mannequin? Thanks for lightening the day. Hilarious.

permission.

What he doesn't know yet is that his wife will also be joining the 2 unnamed as of yet providers in his pants.

That will be some party indeed.

Posted By: jasminetheboss

Sounds like a party to me LOL AND you had permission....

Congrats on the weight loss

XOXO
Jas

OMG!
Here is 3 ladies parting away
Lustfully Wet
Tori

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