Volunteers Needed!

I need volunteers to settle a disagreement between my SO and myself. I have recently lost some weight (not enough as I'm still an old, fat man - but I'm working on it!). I have a favorite pair of blue jeans that are getting a little big for me. However, they are comfortable and I still wear them. Last night, my SO tried to toss them saying that a family of five could move in with me when I wear them. I said she was wrong and that I would advertise for someone to get into them with me. She said to go ahead and try. Thus, I am looking for a provider (or two) to TRY to get into my pants with me wearing them. I figure that if I can provide proof that one or two folks cannot get into the jeans with me, I can keep them. Plus, she gave her permission!! Any providers interested in trying to get into my pants?? LOL

Jim