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1woody 18 Reviews 1187 reads
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did you know how an octopus has sex?

The male rips his penis off and throws it at the female to inseminate herself. He then grows another one. If That's not the ultimate way to say "Go Fuck yourself" I don't know what is

emorf4077 69 Reviews 68 reads
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I was expecting a punch line, Woody.

Something about suckers or pussy.

Tartus 56 Reviews 88 reads
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I googled how does an octopus have sex

and here's what I found:
 "To mate, a male will insert his hectocotylus into the female's mantle cavity and deposit spermatophores."

electr0nsrealm 45 Reviews 72 reads
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Interesting

But oh so very primitive.  Invertebrates.

You know, that's what separates us from the lower animals...

Before I insert my hectocotylus into my female's mantle cavity and most definitely before I deposit my spermatophores - I like to put on a little Marvin Gaye first.

Am I right fellas?

;-)
Related Link: Marvin Gaye - Let's get it on

spinnaker17 46 Reviews 120 reads
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Who knew? And the hectocotylus is a modified tentacle. So....... octopi are really into fisting!!

Ain't nature wonderful!

1woody 18 Reviews 78 reads
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Glad I'm not one........

Even though I envy the ability to grow a new Penis, I just don't think I could bring myself to rip mine off. of coarse I guess you could keep trying till you get one that even a porn star would envy. Still No Thanks.

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