International Day of the female orgasm was on aug 8th.
This holiday is now recognized in Norway and Denmark, where orgasm is actually a law! If a man fails to please his partner, he is reportedly fined a year of abstinence as monitored by a female police officer. o_0 (ladies get the handcuffs! Lol)
And here are some other things to tickle your fancy about this special day...

You can have a hands-free orgasm... Well,  according to Lady Gaga who said she can think herself to an orgasm!  

Most women need at least 20 minutes to orgasm during sexual intercourse: Men on the other hand, are believed to need an average of seven minutes. So that means that you guys need to give us at least thirteen minutes of tongue action

An orgasm can relieve pain: Firstly because having an orgasm is relaxing and distracting and secondly, because of the chemical and emotional rush you experience. The older you are, the better the orgasm: An American study reported in The Women's Day found that 70 per cent of women between 40 and 50 achieved orgasm during sex, compared with 65 per cent of women in their 30s. Better understanding of your body and your partners, plus assumed greater trust and intimacy are believed to account for this.
I'm not missing this day next year ;

the orgasms I can, AND DO, have are soooooo much better, happen sooner, and are more frequent than when I was younger.

 
yeah for 40!!!

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You are not getting older, you're getting better!....and hotter