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Dude this post is like strapping a few ribeyes to your chest than walking through the zoo cages (eom
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MajorCharlesRaines1039 reads

I had read “Sir Cumalot’s” reviews with quite a bit of skepticism for some time.  I finally have conclusive proof of the facts.  I had booked 90 minutes with a provider he had rated.  During that time I was served 3 cups.  Afterwards she asked how intense the second and third were in relation to the first.  I answered and returned the question.   She stated that she has intense orgasms, but is not multi-orgasmic, never has been.  I said, “well Sir Cumalot claims he got to off five or six times.”  She had never heard of him so I let her read his so-called review of her on my droid.  She LOLed several times and then handed me the phone saying, “I think I would remember that session!”  I asked, “so it never happened?”  her response – “nope”.  I said, “so the only thing Roan-dope shoots off a lot of is….HIS MOUTH!”.  We laughed and came up with a new name for him – “Sir Bragalot”.  His reviews are worthless for deciding if you want to see the provider or not – all he does is brag about how many times he got her off and how much he came.  That’s fine if it makes him feel better about his pathetic existence, however, many of Sir Lie-a lot’s claims are dangerous to the provider.
Let me explain.  Here is a common Roan-dope-ism:  “By now we were WAYYYYYY over time…..”.  He claims that in about 50% of his reviews.  Probably BS, but if it’s true then they gave him something extra -  and how did he return the favor?  By posting it for everyone to see.  Now every guy who read it will expect the same.  She can either give them the extra time (losing money) or be put in the uncomfortable situation of having to ask the client to pay more – to which he will inevitably point out that Roan-dope got extra time.  Same goes for his claims of CIM when the provider does not and never has offered that service.  His need to try to sound like a porn star puts the providers in bad situations.
I see a lot of white-knighting for the providers.  Any providers going to white-knight for ole Roan-dope?  I’d love to see one say, “Yes, I gave Sir Bragalot 30 extra minutes because he was fucking me so good.  In fact, I came 27 times (I keep track of it on the abacus attached to the headboard).  When he finally came it was like 3 quarts, it went EVERYWHERE, even in my HAIR!  And I LOVED IT!!!!!!”
Roan-dope, you’re full of it.

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Wenchling510 reads

Anyone that calls themselves "Sir Cum alot"  is self centered... braggadocio

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MajorCharlesRaines553 reads

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GaGambler570 reads

Dude, you seriously need to get a life if Roanoke bothers you that fucking much.

I have no idea if he cums a cupful or a thimbleful and quite frankly I don't give a fuck. What I do know is that he is legit and there are plenty of people, hobbyists, providers and agency owners who will vouch for him. Aside from that, are you really so threatened that maybe he really is that much better than you?

No wonder women play your ass, you have some serious self estemm issues if you have to compete with some faceless (well to you at least) guy on the internet. Grow the fuck up already.

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Crying_Game334 reads

Seems all that "mat time" you have gets you obsessing about other guys, their junk, and how they use it.
Get all worked up about it when sharing some special 'shower time' with the boys?
Does MMA stand for Man Meat Aficionado?

Maybe it's just me but it sounds like you're calling him out to see if he can really shoot so much, down your throat after some quality time on the mat.
Let us know how that works out for ya. Wait...........on the other hand......don't! We already know too much about your personal, fucked-up shit.

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Lurker69279 reads

that the ladies tended to have the drama..  I have to echo Meena here.

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foguete69397 reads

He just is amazed at his...well...talent.
Some chicks like it I guess.
Just bring your own clorox or get there early
But this is an open community!
Lol

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Freudian_Frolick346 reads

... since the one in the beginning of the "Fugitive."

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roanoke1979429 reads

...doing my best to make it to the party on 14th!

Sir C

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ThisIsCaylee423 reads

I've seen Sir Cumalot a few times, and I can tell you, he's telling the truth. To prepare for his visits, I spread sheets everywhere...on the bed, on the floor, EVERYWHERE! It's much easier to throw a sheet in the wash than to have my carpet steam cleaned, lol!

But the crazy thing is, Mjr. Raines isn't the only one with "Roanoke Envy". I've had several guys ask me about him, yea, while in our session! I know I remember a thread about how everyone he had reviewed "suddenly stopped being reviewed by other guys" or something like that. At the time, Roanoke1979 had been the last to review me. Well, all this fascination with the man brought me a lot of business - Thanks Sir Cum!

So Mjr, Raines, I have 5 words for you:

He's real, and he's SPECTACULAR!

xoxo
Caylee

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roanoke1979412 reads

...want that new Mercedes delivered too? HA!

You are too kind...back at you on the 'spectacular' and I'm so glad that business is good for you. That said and make no mistake, your business is good because of one thing and one thing only...you. :)

'Roanoke Envy'? Sounds like a bad strain of poison ivy lol. Anybody that has it should really do some re-evaluating...

Sir C

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Atl_Guy405 reads

MajorCharlesRaines, did Sir Cumalot bang the love of your life (provider who said no to you) so hard and well that you have a serious issue with him?  Is this one of those soap opera moments where you find out she really didn't like you all that much because she is in love with someone else and it is Sir Cumalot?  

These are complex days, with complex problems, needing complex solutions, only to be handled by simpletons.

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