Dear Miss Valentine,
Thank you for asking about my welfare, you are too kind. But if truth be told I've actually been pretty miserable. You see - I suffer from a painful, chronic, debilitating condition. It's called "employment". It's horrible.
Most of my days are spent not in doing things that I want to do, but instead, doing what others ask me to do. And I have to be all cheery and helpful while I'm doing it. I mean - can you imagine? Seriously.
To add insult to injury - my condition has taken a terrible toll on my drinking, carousing, role playing sexual fantasies, and general mischief making. I hardly even get to indulge in those wonderful, worthy pursuits any more. It's embarrassing. I hide my condition to maintain my self respect and what little dignity I have left.
I know I do not suffer alone however. I'm aware that many people throughout the world are afflicted by this crippling "employment" syndrome. So I do take a small solacement in that.
But, ever the optimist, I always look on the bright side. And at least I get to cyber-flirt with lovely ladies such as yourself, and enjoy their pictures, and act the fool, and plan my next great adventure, and of course - daydream. It does help my miserable state considerably.
And thank you Miss Valentine for starting such a brilliant (and bold) thread. It has given my spirits a healthy lift. As well as some other parts of my being.
Wishing you the best as always.
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Posted By: ShayVal10
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