Good Morning To All.

I'm a newbie read all the instruction to my new Hobby.

I've always been affraid of W-Girls (no disrespect)I played with my trees last night and ya know how that affects men sometimes(solid as a rock).

I was playing around from board to board after a month of just
watching the board works and decided to test the waters.I called
a few girls who the board puts very high on the pole and their attitudes were all wrong.I don't think I owe you anything before
I get there is how I feel(want call any names).

I called one last and JACK POT. I was wiery when a male voice came on the phone.I called back and apologized and explained I
was a newbie and he recommended a provider and three way phoned her,explaining my situation. I invited her over and BAM. This
girl was exactly what the doctor ordered and then some.

This girl could do things no one has ever in the way she did it,Anything I requestd was in motion at a split second and great at how she handle it.

My ticket was $$$$$$ a couple of hours about the amount I would
spend at Cheetah's and not get a fraction of this show with the
provider that has patience,looks and a very willing to please any way she could .I felt like this should be how a girlfriend should treat her boyfriend.She's a 10 a total knock out no shit.

Email me for the treuth.She wants to remain un-Identified
for now.Explained she wants to have two or more valied hobbyst or something before she allows a public review.

Just Fun (had fun)Sweet heart

Let's have a contest.  How many things can you identify that are weird, wrong or suspicious about this post?

No gramitical or spelling errors allowed that would just make the list too long.

I'll start "I've always been affraid of W-Girls (no disrespect)I played with my trees last night and ya know how that affects men sometimes(solid as a rock)."

I've been in the Hobby for a couple of years and I have no idea what a "W-Girl" is, but I may be a bit slow.  I've heard a lot of mastrabation monikers (if that's what this is unless yard work is some sort of turn on) but "I played with my trees" doesn't even make sense.  I do appreciate that we should know how playing with trees makes a man feel so thanks for reminding us that the correct answer is "hard as a rock".

This smells like a self post to me.

I have seen her 50x, she is not new at all.  She does everything, including giving me a BBBJTC 10 minutes before seeing you.

Have to agree with you, Mr. Good.  The above post not only smells of a planted self-serving post, it reeks. Including the egregious spelling and grammar, the entire post is simply stupid. We're supposed to believe that the alleged provider wants to remain anonymous, but the "guy" posting it will tell all if you PM him? Oh, please!

the same thing.....this does raise a brow or two...I read this post earlier, but wanted to hear some additional comments on it before I typed my $0.02.....Yeah "WHAT IN THE BLUE HELL IS "W-Girls " and maybe this cat is some sort of horticulture  expert with the tree thning and all.  So I'm going to give Justfun48 the benefit of the doubt....but he has to splain himself.

W-Girls=white girls?

Based on his previous post, we know justfun likes porn. Who knows?

(Brainstorming on the W in "W-Girls"

White?   (racially unenlightened)
Working? (chicken)
Willing? (psychopathic)
Wild?  (chicken)
Wacky? (takes one to know one)
Wiry? (scared to crush 'em...fat kid)
Water-retaining?  (scared to be crushed...chicken)
Wet?  (how could he know)
Worried? (facially challengened)
Weird?  (takes one to know one)
West Indian?  (chicken)
Walking?   (elderphilia)
Well-built?   (looking for the TS page)
Worldly?  (think Adam Sandler in Waterboy)

Inquiring minds want to know....

Surley that is what he meant, or her or whatever if you think it is self-posts. Jimmy

This same poster just posted a "review" on TBD saying it was an incall appointment. Oh wait, maybe I'm wrong, maybe he had two sessions on the same day? Not bad for a newbie!

By God. I did not expect all this for a brief posting about a date with a girl.

I did the post guys.I have never posted before or taken a chance with this field.I smoked some fine tobacco(trees) a
lot of jack daniels then call a working-g.Rio asked me to
mention our session and be careful not to reveal details
unless they email me to keep her respectable on the boards.

Hey guys.Help me here.Did I do anything wrong.Email me for
my # explain to me how this really works and what I did wrong.

Did I get taken advantage of or for a ride or both.

JF

You posted a fake review, that's what you did wrong. We all know who you are, you've been doing this for years. You finally wised up and started deleting your cookies and posting under new screen names, that's all. Your grammar and spelling are dead give aways, not to mention all the other clues.

We're not player haters, but we do know a pimp daddy pretending to be a hobbyist when we see one.

Hope you are for real because if you aren't you will be discovered. The regulars do not let anything get past them. They
provide a service to the lurkers like me who just sit back and read all the post and reviews. I was ask why I don't post reviews and I feel that is personal but most of all I don't do a very good job of writing.
Be real or be gone.
Best of Luck
Strike 1

I'm finding out  bad writing skills are not good in this field.

Strike three thanks you just answered a lot questions.(whats a lurker).Unknowledged ,Thats me.

I've had a few emails and returned the calls(thanks guys)they
have simply explain the different groups on the board and you.

I think I will take this drama and remain solo,liking my post
or not.they're mine.

I don't spell well or grammer is not that great does not make me someone else or a bad person guys.

I'm an every day guy who's financially comfortable.I don't need to be a college professer to be attractive to women especially
in this field.I pay my own way,when I call a date.not you guys.

I ask for your help in this field,request you to email for my number and all i get is a bunch of attacks.

Who cares what you think about my post or who you think i am.
I just want to have fun with the ladies,not you hard leggs.

I can tell you guys are old and fossiled where you have no choice in this field.ME.I'm just having fun with the girls.

You guys did not what the hell (trees were or w-girl) and you
come off like you are so smart(book worms) no common sense.

Yes.you fruities have gotten under my skin with your drama better be careful .This drama may turn you fruities ON.

JustFun48

I was not 100% sure until your last post, where you refered to old and fossiled hobbyists. That's just what Mr.Playrite used to call those valued gentleman from whom "his w-girls" derive their income.  

I know that a lot of hobbyists will not frequent any shop that is connected to this type of false promotion, not to mention the association with someone that attacks your potential clientele. That might be something for you girls to consider.

Is it possible this guy is foreign?  A language barrier?  Just posing the argument.
Jay

It's not the writing skills that are causing your problems. The problem is that you just don't get the fact that most of the posters on these boards are smart people who see through your BS. Learn how to "Playrite", and you might get some respect.

P.S. Who the hell are you calling a Leg? That is a serious insult where I come from

RLTW