Wow, two threads for me in as many days.  I know I should just move along, especially since somehow sharing this kind of stuff has a tendency to backfire.  But since I haven’t done anything stupid this morning, I am overdue.  

Sometimes I read things here that literally leave me LMAO.  I read a review that had a line that instantly rates among my classic, "things that make you go huh" category.  The line -

“Her chest was stubbly and I kept turning my head to avoid the discomfort.”

Now I am not sure about you other guys, but if I am having discomfort due to stubble on a lady’s chest – I am checking a little lower to see if I have other issues with which to be concerned.  IDK, maybe I have been lucky in my encounters thus far, but is chest hair stubble on ladies a problem now?

Nothing mean-spirited is intended.  Often I think we take this stuff way too seriously.  Lord knows I give myself plenty to laugh at and with; just felt like sharing how I read this one.  So, anybody got any other comments / observations that rank in their personal favs?

Love it when the review mentioned the session was rushed and they only book 15 or 30 minutes. What did you expect

just before the juicy details
vip's read on!

and at the end
treat her right!

And the write up complains about body shape, weight or whatever, and you look at the provider ad and wonder why they even made the call.  Did you think the lady was going to put a bad photo up to entice you in?  If the tummy, butt, and legs are huge in the photo, odds are a runway anorexic is not going to answer the door.

The other pattern I always wonder about is the fourth guy to post a low performance score review.  Why did you waste your time or money?  Unless you are excited about finding new talent and being the first to review, which I can understand, use your tools and you will rarely have a session scored under an 8.

-- Modified on 8/16/2012 12:47:48 PM

I was guilty when I first started writing.....

But thanks to some of the Atlanta Board contributors & their reviews, I've tried to leave out the 'stupid' remarks!!

And before you comment on some of my other faults in my reviews, remember I said I've 'tried' to get better.  Always a work in progress, I guess I'll just have to keep writing, to get better.

More reviews to follow,

bjohnson

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