Need to give credit for this to my immediately older brother.  He gave this toast to our oldest brother celebrating a milestone birthday.

"May you meet a beautiful young woman who exceeds your cialis three day potential in one night".  

How about it gang, any other good ones out there

Talking about the "ups and downs" of life like the tides of the ocean:

When the tides of life upset you, and the waves begin to rock the boat,
Don't waste your tears on what caused them, Just lay on your back and float

They "ve been married 33 years.

Genna you and a few other ladies in Atlanta would be at top of list for most likely to satisfy the hope of this toast.  One of these days, I really must do the effort to schedule with you when I am in Atlanta.   ah the hard price a lazy man pays.  Lol

One of my favorites is:  "May you be buried in a coffin made from a hundred year old oak, which we will plant tomorrow."

Here is to lesbians and virgins thanks for nothing lol