Posted By: electr0nsrealm
In alphabetical order:
Alana Grey, Anina Love, Caylee, Cynamon, Mia Paige, Shay Valentine, Taylor Morgan
Those girls pegged my smoochability meter.
What's a smoochability meter you ask?
It is a highly refined, calibrated piece of scientific equipment that moves from one position to another indicating the amount of passion in a girl's kiss.
What's that?
Yes, you got me - my smoochability meter does happen to be my penis. You are quite astute. But it is still highly accurate, and refined. And I always have it with me which is another bonus.
But you didn't hear all that from me because Upscale Gentlemen don't kiss and tell. Good thing this little conversation is just between you and I. There would be quite a scandal if this got out. So - let's keep this our little secret, ok?
Wow - it just got shilly in here! Good thing it's Friday.
PS: In my highly scientific experiments ... with my instrument (double blind... well, I'm pretty sure blindfolds were involved at some point) it was discovered that there was a high correlation between girls that kiss well and girls that excel at other oral endeavors.
PPS: Once again posting before coffee - not such a great idea. Where is that damn editor? Ah, here he is now... Front - you're late!!! You're making me look like a fool. Yes, even more than usual... Happy Shillday everyone!
"Tut, tut!
(Tongue clucking grammarian yo)
Tut, tut!
(Check your punctuation)"
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I do love to kiss