I am looking for a great Thai massage experience, but I do not need FS or even BJ. HJ is fine by me.  If there is more, that is fine too.  The most critical thing is that the place is safe. I'm in Bangkok now, and I am being hounded by zillions of hustlers on the street, but I am very wary of these type people. Any solid information of a safe place in Bangkok. Thanks in advance.

The best massages are legit with no extras. If you want a fun time with a decent massage and all the extras, go to
Annie's, which is on soi 4 near Nana. Check out their website; if I recall, a two hour session is 2500 baht.