My Dad was a little more direct.  He had a secretary who had a son that at age 17 had gotten a girl pregnant.  So, his advice was "Whatever you do, keep that damn thing in your pants"  I wonder what damn thing he was referring to.  I recall that occasion and always thought, Why didn't he say if you do get that damn thing into a girl make sure you have it covered!

this, from my ATF:  "It's just sex!"  Seems pretty simple and obvious, but there's a lot behind it.  

My dad died when I was a kid so I never got "the talk" from him. I would've liked to have that chat though.

...18 before I had intercourse for the first time.

My college girlfriend told me her mother always  "keep your panties on". We had a lot of sex with her panties pulled to the side or pulled down just enough for me to enter her.

Wait until you're married.
Neither of us was experienced or really knew what we were doing except for "doing what comes naturally".
I think that I would have been a much better, passionate, sensitive lover had I known 40 years ago even a fraction of what I have learned from experienced partners in the past 5 years.

When you meet a girl you like, your peepee will get hard and you stick it in her hole.....Yup, that's my dad.RIP

PLEASE WRITE THESE POSTS IN A LARGER FONT!!!

I DID NOT TAKE MY FOLKS ADVICE!

Use it or Lose it..

Mom:  I don't care who you bring home as long as she has good teeth."

In a book somewhere:  "You don't have sex with her body.  You have sex with her mind."

"Sex is to be enjoyed, NOT endured. If the person you are with doesn't listen, find one that will"