The 7 Natural Laws of the Universe

1.The Law of Vibration states that everything vibrates and nothing rests.
(except when the battery goes dead)

2.The Law of Relativity states that nothing is what it is until you relate it to something.
( Make sure you read her menu and let's not bring family in this)

3.The Law of Cause and Effect states that for every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.
(CIM and No CIM; In-Out, 69,)

4.The Law of Polarity states that everything has an opposite. Hot-Cold, Light-Dark, Up-Down, Good-Bad.
(more In-Out)

5.The Law of Rythym states that everything has a natural cycle. The tides go in and back out, night  
The 7 Natural Laws of the Universe

6.The Law of Gestation states that everything takes time to manifest.
(broken condom plus 9 months=Whoops)

7.The Law of Transmutation states that energy moves in and out of physical form. Your thoughts are  
creative energy.
(Money in-Happy Ending out)
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Sure was a lot of in-out going on. Comments, corrections,denials welcome lol

Cooper80, PhD (PhD=Piled higher and Deeper)

Number's 1 and 5, are they not the same? Also, 2 and 4? Just stated in a little different way. Very interesting. And, I love the way you related it to the hobby.

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states that if you spin a spinner 720 degrees you will both end up where the other started, but in a 69 position.

ooohoooh woa, I'm getting dizzy just thinking about that 8o}

Imagine two astronauts in two space ships, but one is going at the 95% speed of light and the other is in an elevator. One of the astronauts emits a light beam aimed right up the other astronaut's asshole.  The light beam will curve because of gravity.  OK, is that better?    

Yes, it actually is but I hope this will not be on the test, because my short term memory sucks! LOL

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Well, I have twenty four laws of The Hobby. That must mean The Hobby is much more expansive.

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Can make anything possible in one's life really
Hugs and kisses
TL

Hi  Steph,  This board has so many nice and intelligent people contributing it is a fun place to be.

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