In my area, back in the day, we had a place called THS. Although it wasn’t strictly Thai, it was a true Asian bathhouse. You paid up front, then were directed to a dressing room with a locker, and a massage table. After getting comfortable you were escorted back out to a general area where they had saunas, hot and cold pools, and a shower area. After soaking for a few minutes, your Asian lady would come get you, and give you a full body shower. That included a wonderful soapy cock stroking. The ladies weren’t naked, but rather dressed provocatively. It was now time to go back to your room for a true Asian massage. At all other amps in the area the protocol was a quick, half hearted massage, with a half hearted, sometimes mutual touch happy ending. While most amp ladies were decent to average looking, all the THS ladies I saw were gorgeous. To have THS treat you so exotically was unbelievable. Which brings me to the most exotic part of the experience. After the professional massage you weren’t treated to a happy ending. You were treated to a full service ending. Sadly, LE caught on quickly, and shut it down. I did get to visit three times, and it’s one of my great hobby memories.

and damned if I know what a "chuck wow" ending with Brylcream is.  Could someone please enlighten me?  I'd hate to think I've missed some great pleasure in life.

OzzieM

I think. Girl gets in a basket suspended from the ceiling. The bottom of the basket has a hole.  She is spun around and as the rope is twisted, the basket rises. You are then positioned under the basket and enter her about an inch. The basket is now released and starts spinning and lowers.  The sensation from this contact can blow the top of your head off. It is constant stimulation unlike a jerky hand job , BJ, or even f--cking. There always seemed to be several girls around helping and laughing their asses off. Whenever I hear Fried Chicken Basket I get a large smile and memories of Northern Thailand.