Do anyone like limericks ?
One of my longtime favorites is the classic

There once was a man from East Anglia
Who went on a wild bacchanalia
He buggered a dog
Two goats and a frog
And a Bishop in fullest regalia

There was a young plumber named Lee
who lay plumbing his girl by the sea.
She said, “Oh! Stop plumbing!
There's somebody coming!”
Said the plumber, still plumbing, “It's me.”  

I'm the man from Nantucket!

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Nice reference. Too bad I wouldn't qualify to wear it.

While Titian was mixing rose madder,
His model reclined on a ladder.
        Her position to Titian
        Suggested coition,
So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

I saw a man wearing that very T-shirt.  He was holding hands with a woman who had a T-shirt reading, "I am the wife of the Man from Nantucket."  She was smiling.

There once was a man from Belgrade
Kept a dead prostitute in a cave.
He said, "I'll admit, she stinks just a bit.
But think of the money I save."

There was a young lass from Cape Cod
Who believed babies came from God
But it wasn't the Almighty
Who crept up her nightie
It was Roger the Lodger by God!

There once was a girl from Bermuda,
Who met an artiste name MacGruder.
She thought she was shrewd when she posed for him nude.
But MacGruder was shrewder and screwed her.

There once was man named Skinner
Who took a young lady to dinner
At a quarter past nine they sat to dine
At a quarter past ten it was in her

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Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone.
But when she bent over
Rover took over
And gave her a bone of his own.

I didn't post this here. It was a response to a totally different thread on a different subject.

With the line: "Aw, move over Rover, and let Jimi take over!"

Who found posting to be quite tricky.
His post was on the wrong board,
Something happened, quite untoward.
Fuggedaboudit - go get yourself a quicky!

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There was a young man named Sweeny
Who spilled some gin on his weenie.
He thought this uncouth,
So he added vermouth,
And slipped his girl a martini.

I don't think "tricky" had anything to do with it.  There are some internal glitches here I think caused it.  For example, on several occasions I've clicked on one person's post and gotten another.

There was a young man from Kent
Who's dick was so long it bent.
To save himself trouble
he put it in double.
Instead of cumming
he went

a habit unclean and unsavory
kept the bishop of london in slavery,
with diabolical howls,  
he'd bugger young owls
that he kept in an underground aviary

There once was a young man from Ipswick
Who wanted to dampen his dipstick
She said, I approve,  
what shall I remove?
My panties, my glove or my lipstick?

There once was a man from Peru
Who fondled himself in a canoe
He dreamt of a Venus
As he played with his penus
And woke up with a hand full of goo