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in the Chicago area "Confucius say" jokes were a big thing. Were they popular anyplace else in the US?
The first one below I recall from 55 years ago; the rest I found online.
Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key!
Woman who has blonde hair, has brown hair by cracky.
"Man who stand on hill with mouth open will wait long time for roast duck to drop in." Confucius . Pollie Amorous
Man with tight pants, like hotel with no ball room.
Then there were the book titles:
Until screwed on desk.
Vagina like small hotel. Man go inside,Unfortunately it looks like your attempt to purchase VIP membership has failed due to your card being declined. Good news is that we have several other payment options that you could try.
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