"German Lawmaker Wants the State to Pay for Prostitutes for the Elderly"

I have always believed that Sex is extremely important for HEALTH and Longevity!

 They want you to prove Medical Need.
  How would that be accomplished?

Splendid idea, old chaps. May I be at the front of the line?  

Ich bin sehr alte und mein schwanstucker einen grosse bedarf habt!

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Socialism is cool until you run out of other people's money.

Frequent sex is great for everyone's physical and mental health.

The cost of it would be funded by the savings on other health care, with a surplus to allow a tax cut.

Other by-products would be a plummeting divorce rate, and a lessened murder rate as well leading to a reduction of court and prison costs.

It's a panacea if ever there was one

The fountain of youth is held in the sense of sensual touch and maybe spiced with a lovely orgasm!  We all crave connection...