I think that they would be as shocked as finding your toys.

My most embarrasing is a journal in my handwriting of fantasies and things I have enjoyed with men. Each gentleman is given a special name according to what we have done. Bald headed vibrator, roasted dick, deadly tongue, snake that won't spit, toothless pussy eater and I could go on for ever. They are the titles in the middle of the page larger than life. I'm sure whoever ends up with that will really do some blushing but have been doing this for over 10 years and will not dispose of my memories. I do go back and read them all the time and know who each and every person I wrote about is.

Kisses Haley

they might be a bit astonished, but I think they are on to me in any case, and don't care.

"i thought he outgrew  up that foolishness years ago!!!'

NOT HARDLY!!!

all my sex toys and porn videos, oh my goodness, someone would be shocked. Then all my lingerie, hidden in my closet which would really confuse the hell out of anyone, oh and the bdsm items, yes there would be a few raised eyebrows and scenarios running through peoples heads.

Does anybody remember The Man Show's "Rest Assured Disposal Service"?

It was one of their funniest comedy sketches.  It was a service that would dispatch a team of professional cleaners to your house in case of death, before anybody else was notified of your demise.  They'd purge any embarrassing items like porn on your computer, dildos, vibrators, handcuffs, BDSM gear etc.  

After throwing away all your real stuff, they'd plant a bunch of fake things around your house to make it look like you were a really good person.  Things like a Bible on the coffee table, or a letter from the Red Cross thanking you for your generous donation.  

It was hilarious, and I've often thought about how I wish someone actually offered a service like that.  I'd be their first customer!

If my two sisters ever found the files on my computer.....

They'd say I was "totally debauched".

I just hope my ATF remembers/finds the accidental death policy she's beneficiary too.