Sir I cannot believe you used Fat Bastards sexy pic. I think that was the clincher.
So as your prize you have been appointed director of Hobbywoods Parks and Recreation. You duties include but are not limted to keeping the playgrounds cut and trimmed to perfection. We dont want to run into any unsightly patched lol. And the recreation part I am sure you can figure out. Now get out there and start your inspections. lol