And cltwilly stole the show.  

Sir I cannot believe you used Fat Bastards sexy pic.  I think that was the clincher.  

So as your prize you have been appointed director of Hobbywoods Parks and Recreation.  You duties include but are not limted to keeping the playgrounds cut and trimmed to perfection.  We dont want to run into any unsightly patched lol.  And the recreation part I am sure you can figure out.  Now get out there and start your inspections. lol

Congrates bud. Oh an I posted your theme song.

"Fat Bastard" !!! I would have participated, but after seeing all those ads..........I think I will go UTR !!!

First I would like to thank the academy and all those who voted.  Oh wait wrong speech.  Who is fat bastard?  That is a picture of me I had professionally done at Glamor Shots at the mall.  Thanks for the votes, I will take my job as seriously as I can, Mr. Mayor do I get a company car and slush fund to assist with all the inspections?  

The one thing that is really scary to me is that I am not the only sick, twisted mind out there that thought that my post was funny.

Oh and today only if you call me in the next 60 minutes i will take 40 beers off of my standard rates.

Happy Friday Everyone!