If my memory serves me right, DA once posted a bizarre story about driving 4 hours to see a provider. But on the way, he had to go to the bathroom really bad, but was too lazy to pull over. So he got a empty coke bottle that was in his car and peed into it. However the bottle hole was too little and he halfway peed in the bottle but also spilled it on his pants. So he arrived to the session with pee soaked pants.
I have no idea how to search for that thread but I remember feeling both amused and nauseated. Classic DA
Many were classics. Numerous hilarious posts about taking a dump. Numerous posts about his 2 5/8 inch long dick. His mechanic post about how he fixed his provider'scar in the middle of the night, because he always carried tools and spare parts in his car. His argument that a million dollars in cash would take up more than a room to store. Posts about how guys shouldn't see providers until they can fill their houses up with big flat screen TVs in every room. And many more Fond memories.
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