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Life is an Erotic Highway. Sometimes on that journey we all could use a little guidance. Let us help you navigate it, and have a bit of fun along the way. If you have questions or observations about sex, love, or the hobby, ask for us advice. We will do everything in our power to get you to your destination!

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Does something smell dead in here?

- by JezusFuckingChrist, 9/13/2011 1:16:40 PM (2119 reads)

LMFAO...it is a graveyard here (e) - by SplleChek, 10/20/2011 7:51:59 AM (2002 reads)

Damn, this board is at a stand still! Any plans for a lovegoddess replacement - by PureGirlfriends, 9/6/2011 8:24:54 AM (2374 reads)

I wonder if Dr Ruth is available? eom - by mrfisher, 9/6/2011 9:49:46 AM (1580 reads)

No thanks. Just seeing her name would keep me from wanting to have sex for a week. - by G2, 9/13/2011 10:31:43 AM (2050 reads)

See post below. 'DrAphrodite' didn't start off with a bang. (eom) - by BigPapasan, 9/7/2011 10:16:59 AM (2086 reads)

Good Evening ladies and gentlemen - by DrAphrodite, 8/12/2011 1:41:06 PM (2932 reads)

If guys answer, I'm not really sure what that will show.... - by swimtrekr, 8/13/2011 10:22:50 AM (2480 reads)

i figure that total non response will show - by Claudius42310, 8/13/2011 5:42:40 PM (1802 reads)

it is not clear that.... - by Claudius42310, 8/13/2011 5:29:55 PM (1904 reads)
not being too familiar with anything Greek lol - by The_Mrs., 8/13/2011 10:00:35 PM (2497 reads)

uh.. oh.. - by Claudius42310, 8/14/2011 5:51:22 AM (2033 reads)

only if we ever meet honey - by The_Mrs., 8/14/2011 7:53:14 AM (2312 reads)

no doubt the encounter would be memorable - by Claudius42310, 8/14/2011 4:00:00 PM (1781 reads)

LOL, and you are? - by Bostonguy57, 8/14/2011 12:03:54 AM (2244 reads)
no surprise here .. aphrodite eom - by dddbabe, 8/19/2011 2:59:09 PM (2283 reads)

The Lovegoddess

- by GeorgeIII, 8/6/2011 4:00:00 PM (3212 reads)

Re: She is missed! eom - by aliaslover#1, 8/7/2011 9:49:58 AM (1507 reads)

Orgasm from kissing.... - by TheBuckStops|HERE|, 7/24/2011 9:43:22 AM (2179 reads)

Sounds like a great experience. I wish I could say I've had that effect on women. - by G2, 7/24/2011 6:05:23 AM (2210 reads)
yes... - by Bostonguy57, 7/24/2011 8:36:06 AM (2316 reads)

That's the first thing I thought of too.... - by mrfisher, 7/24/2011 10:04:56 AM (2016 reads)
Touche - eom - by ziggy440, 7/27/2011 6:55:02 AM (2128 reads)

My girl friends used to tell me that.., - by FIDCUOF, 10/2/2012 8:36:54 AM (517 reads)

Newsweek article on the hobby

- by Dread Pirate Roberts, 7/19/2011 2:42:34 PM (2664 reads)

Based on a "study" so they could write what they wanted. This is how it works. - by G2, 7/20/2011 1:26:06 AM (2119 reads)
It even has a name - by ziggy440, 7/27/2011 6:52:54 AM (2546 reads)

Is there going to be a replacement for LG? - by pleasureglans, 7/18/2011 5:16:06 PM (2228 reads)

You Tell Us - by SheSaidWhat, 7/19/2011 9:52:41 AM (2163 reads)

Re: You Tell Us - by pleasureglans, 7/19/2011 12:59:10 PM (1653 reads)
There seems to be a real need for advice based on facts rather than opinion.. - by G2, 7/19/2011 8:15:48 AM (1804 reads)

Agreed but that may be difficult - by Dread Pirate Roberts, 7/19/2011 8:30:21 AM (1515 reads)

Re: Agreed but that may be difficult - by pleasureglans, 7/19/2011 4:00:00 PM (1964 reads)
The question is what should we do, not how difficult will it be. - by G2, 7/19/2011 2:11:38 PM (2200 reads)

Re: There seems to be a real need for advice based on facts rather than opinion.. - by bushjumper, 7/25/2011 4:46:13 AM (2255 reads)

One thing that all seekers should keep in mind.... - by mrfisher, 7/19/2011 9:55:45 AM (1815 reads)

Re: One thing that all seekers should keep in mind.... - by World Champ, 7/24/2011 12:41:01 PM (1952 reads)

Are you fucking kidding? She was a useless... - by alexharvey, 3/6/2012 5:11:58 AM (941 reads)

Erection not the problem; climax is. Why? - by luckydick, 7/18/2011 1:34:06 PM (2350 reads)

I'm afraid that LG has left the building.... - by mrfisher, 7/18/2011 9:07:28 AM (2094 reads)

You forgot to add... - by EasyCompany, 7/19/2011 12:20:46 AM (1574 reads)

Good point, nor a love god, for that matter. eom - by mrfisher, 7/19/2011 1:54:48 AM (1887 reads)

If you look back far enough on this board, you should be able to find previous similar threads (eom) - by philogyny, 7/22/2011 9:36:45 PM (1726 reads)
not sure if this helps but - by anomalycutie, 9/15/2011 5:38:51 PM (1495 reads)
According to information on the internet... it could be a nerve problem. - by Sinful1, 12/5/2011 8:50:18 PM (1328 reads)

If girlfriend acts like a PRO in bed have you ever been concered? - by LAUREEN, 7/17/2011 11:56:08 AM (2248 reads)

I don't think I'd think about it... - by harbor_view, 7/17/2011 3:33:56 PM (1883 reads)
Does she...... - by Just_Joking, 7/17/2011 8:44:21 PM (1838 reads)

Re: I meant PRO - "Professional" and some providers are :-& - by LAUREEN, 7/22/2011 12:50:36 AM (2438 reads)

actually... an exSO of mine - by Claudius42310, 7/19/2011 6:55:41 PM (2167 reads)
Wishing my wife was a PRO! - by AmonRa, 9/28/2011 8:59:01 AM (1439 reads)

The Love Goddess says goodbye Sunday July 17, 2011

- by LOVE GODDESS, 7/15/2011 10:05:01 AM (3391 reads)

Thank you and best of luck in your future endeavors - by ChgoCPA, 7/15/2011 5:19:35 PM (2534 reads)
wishing you the best, thanks for the journey (eom) - by FavorTheBold, 7/15/2011 5:59:03 PM (2630 reads)
We will miss you LG! (eom) - by shhdonttell1967, 7/15/2011 6:21:42 PM (1743 reads)
All your efforts... - by EasyCompany, 7/15/2011 11:57:13 AM (2513 reads)
Sigh -----eom - by HBS1, 7/15/2011 7:58:28 PM (2097 reads)
You helped a lot of people LG, and that's what it's all about. - by madiba51, 7/15/2011 9:31:45 PM (1955 reads)
Thanks for your many contributions. Hard to believe it's been 5 years. eom - by G2, 7/15/2011 6:11:58 PM (1882 reads)

You helped many people more than you will ever know... - by Boricualover, 7/16/2011 3:38:41 AM (2263 reads)

Thank you! - by pleasureglans, 7/16/2011 6:37:26 AM (1870 reads)
8o( ......... eom - by mrfisher, 7/16/2011 12:52:31 AM (1894 reads)
Definitely miss you - by curt23, 7/16/2011 8:18:15 AM (1746 reads)
With many thanks and gratitude on (at least) three levels: - by casinostocks, 7/16/2011 10:55:03 AM (1482 reads)

Thank you casino and all others - as stated, I have done everything pro bono, meaning $0. EOM - by LOVE GODDESS, 7/16/2011 4:03:55 AM (2006 reads)

So after all, there is a God(dess) --- EOM - by casinostocks, 7/16/2011 11:40:21 AM (1825 reads)

You are appreciated and will be missed. (eom) - by BigPapasan, 7/16/2011 10:09:53 AM (1542 reads)

Re: LG you will be missed! eom - by abrego, 7/17/2011 3:27:18 AM (2420 reads)
Re: You are appreciated and will be missed. (eom) - by harbor_view, 7/18/2011 7:29:16 AM (1454 reads)

Thanks LG! - by Bostonguy57, 7/17/2011 8:41:48 AM (1701 reads)
OMG .... - by jblinguist, 7/18/2011 6:06:36 AM (1595 reads)
So long my dear... - by fucktard_repellent, 7/18/2011 11:33:08 AM (1493 reads)
One of the few Voice of Reasons on this site - by 1800hotstud, 7/18/2011 9:57:41 PM (1915 reads)
best wishes and be well. eom - by Claudius42310, 7/19/2011 6:57:45 PM (2579 reads)
Best wishes to you and your future endeavors, LG! (eom) - by TheKarateKid, 7/20/2011 12:54:38 PM (1780 reads)
Gonna miss you, LG. Best wishes and many thanks. EOM - by KurtEZ1, 7/20/2011 3:23:27 PM (2154 reads)
Sad news - by Retardo Montalban, 7/22/2011 11:09:07 AM (2158 reads)
Thanks TLG, all the best - by Nadiashimura, 7/23/2011 4:00:00 PM (1675 reads)
You will be missed. - by HalfHour, 7/24/2011 5:57:31 AM (1499 reads)
...LG, your advise and depth of knowledge was so helpful - by Sswede, 7/26/2011 1:27:38 AM (1344 reads)
Am I late? Goodbye. (e) - by WellShornBalls, 9/3/2011 8:34:07 AM (1433 reads)

Why Do Providers Provide More Than An Orgasm I Can Get From Porn? - by piranhad, 7/15/2011 11:54:02 AM (2416 reads)

Re: Why Do Providers Provide More Than An Orgasm I Can Get From Porn? - by TheLoveGoddess, 7/15/2011 9:50:07 AM (2602 reads)

Going Soft at the wrong time - by LimpWeenie, 7/13/2011 1:22:04 PM (1927 reads)

Re: Going Soft at the wrong time - by TheLoveGoddess, 7/13/2011 2:13:52 PM (1974 reads)

Re: Going Soft at the wrong time - by LimpWeenie, 7/14/2011 9:39:44 AM (2440 reads)

This happens a lot... - by shudaknownbetter, 7/14/2011 11:10:50 AM (1975 reads)

Bingo, skb! EOM - by TheLoveGoddess, 7/14/2011 6:38:45 AM (1823 reads)
SKB- ? Brand of Condom ? Thx eom - by EasyCompany, 7/14/2011 12:40:03 PM (1807 reads)

try www.condomdepot.com - by hiddenhills, 7/14/2011 4:00:00 PM (2951 reads)

So now what do I do?

- by wldhrt, 7/13/2011 9:31:46 AM (2272 reads)

Re: So now what do I do? - by TheLoveGoddess, 7/13/2011 2:04:45 PM (4343 reads)

Best Ass Foreplay - by octovert, 7/11/2011 8:21:52 AM (2342 reads)

Re: Best Ass Foreplay - by TheLoveGoddess, 7/11/2011 2:39:33 AM (3815 reads)

And don't forget that they make a great pair of bongos! eom - by mrfisher, 7/11/2011 5:43:23 AM (1613 reads)

EOM - by TheLoveGoddess, 7/11/2011 6:05:39 AM (2410 reads)

Best ass foreplay? - by Bostonguy57, 7/11/2011 6:36:36 AM (3509 reads)

Then this link is for you, Bostonguy57 and others! (link only) - by TheLoveGoddess, 7/11/2011 8:12:40 AM (2218 reads)

Thanks for the link LG (eom) - by hiddenhills, 7/12/2011 4:18:41 AM (2724 reads)
Interesting link, however... - by Bostonguy57, 7/15/2011 4:05:02 AM (1483 reads)

How do fetishes develop? - by homersimpson085, 6/28/2011 8:44:58 PM (2014 reads)

Re: How do fetishes develop? - by TheLoveGoddess, 6/28/2011 11:47:10 PM (1831 reads)

What about having intercourse with her hair? eom - by mrfisher, 6/29/2011 1:52:43 AM (1672 reads)

I read that once in a Penthouse Forum letter, FWIW. A guy... - by BigPapasan, 7/1/2011 12:01:28 PM (1584 reads)

That is, of course, complete BS, but I have considered it.... - by mrfisher, 7/2/2011 10:57:40 PM (1425 reads)

Thanks to LG for defining "fetish." I have a ... - by BigPapasan, 7/3/2011 9:40:34 AM (2378 reads)

Fetish Definition.... - by SilkShaft, 7/5/2011 4:16:18 AM (2046 reads)

eom - by TheLoveGoddess, 7/5/2011 8:46:08 AM (1270 reads)

STD/e coli from rimming others? - by SpecialInterestGroup, 6/24/2011 8:25:31 PM (2806 reads)

Last I checked, brushing one's teeth did not kill E Coli. EOM - by TheLoveGoddess, 6/24/2011 3:29:21 PM (2696 reads)
So, Rimming, good or bad? (e) - by lungman, 7/2/2011 10:42:46 PM (1631 reads)

Re: So, Rimming, good or bad? (e) - by TheLoveGoddess, 7/2/2011 11:33:31 PM (2799 reads)

failure to come

- by onexguy, 6/21/2011 7:59:20 AM (2028 reads)

Re: failure to come - by TheLoveGoddess, 6/21/2011 7:12:58 AM (2112 reads)

Re: failure to come - by onexguy, 6/21/2011 3:44:14 PM (1745 reads)
Re: failure to come - by curt23, 6/21/2011 10:01:10 PM (1788 reads)

Just one random thought... - by harbor_view, 6/24/2011 4:00:00 PM (1577 reads)

Re: Just one random thought... - by FIDCUOF, 7/1/2011 8:10:39 AM (1562 reads)

COME ONE....no punn intended - by FIDCUOF, 7/1/2011 9:10:13 AM (1985 reads)

Re: COME ONE....no punn intended - by dinamohum, 7/2/2011 11:02:34 PM (1912 reads)
Good analogy, in fact you might say sex was the first sport. eom - by mrfisher, 7/2/2011 10:58:40 PM (1363 reads)

Now It All Makes Sense - by electech, 6/13/2011 4:38:20 PM (2155 reads)

Wow! Thank you so much, electech! EOM - by TheLoveGoddess, 6/14/2011 1:45:36 AM (1417 reads)
Is this the one?... - by mrfisher, 6/15/2011 2:14:31 AM (1767 reads)

Affirmative, mrfisher. EOM - by TheLoveGoddess, 6/15/2011 6:27:57 AM (1576 reads)

Amazon one touch, here I come! eom - by mrfisher, 6/15/2011 9:14:55 AM (1439 reads)

Re: Amazon one touch, here I come! eom - by Mathesar, 6/25/2011 11:49:42 PM (1963 reads)

Re: Amazon one touch, here I come! eom - by electech, 6/26/2011 8:40:37 AM (1749 reads)

I read it and thought it was too much "pop" psychology. Sigh. EOM - by TheLoveGoddess, 6/29/2011 12:01:29 AM (1412 reads)

I'm about 1/3 through it and find mostly biology, not psychology.... - by mrfisher, 7/2/2011 11:00:51 PM (1745 reads)

The last chapter is a total cop-out, they abandon their own ideas. Sigh. EOM - by TheLoveGoddess, 7/2/2011 11:44:19 PM (2526 reads)

non-sexual 4 hour date (broke up with girlfriend) - by captjsparrow, 6/13/2011 2:48:16 PM (2875 reads)

Re: non-sexual 4 hour date (broke up with girlfriend) - by TheLoveGoddess, 6/13/2011 10:51:44 AM (2920 reads)
The provider does not have your best interests in mind. - by madiba51, 6/13/2011 7:16:54 PM (1880 reads)

Re: The provider does not have your best interests in mind. - by FIDCUOF, 6/14/2011 12:12:01 PM (1543 reads)

I read your post and wanted to post a reply LOL... - by Irish___Lass, 6/13/2011 8:32:31 PM (2702 reads)
Re: non-sexual 4 hour date (broke up with girlfriend) - by Bostonguy57, 6/14/2011 5:27:55 AM (1491 reads)
Sounds like you're using her to fill a huge void within yourself! - by mattradd, 6/14/2011 10:18:40 AM (1382 reads)
The operative plan should be, "to invest in yourself" and NOT ----> - by casinostocks, 6/14/2011 7:02:32 PM (2455 reads)
Well if it were me, I would have set up 6-8 one hour dates with different providers and had a blast. - by aliaslover#1, 6/15/2011 10:16:23 AM (1848 reads)
I had to write... - by harbor_view, 6/16/2011 7:08:40 AM (1402 reads)
WTF?? - by thespidersfrommars, 7/2/2011 11:31:13 PM (1641 reads)
Why don't you find a girlfriend on a dating site? - by LAUREEN, 8/12/2011 2:41:33 AM (1869 reads)

TS Inerest - by tpcash, 6/10/2011 6:48:23 PM (2295 reads)

Re: TS Interest - by TheLoveGoddess, 6/10/2011 1:44:33 PM (1592 reads)
TP: do you want to take the plunge or receive the plunge?... - by BigPapasan, 6/11/2011 11:47:01 AM (1422 reads)

Re: TP: do you want to take the plunge or receive the plunge?... - by anthony6, 6/11/2011 9:15:00 PM (2228 reads)

Dont worry about the labeling..... - by boomer21750, 6/12/2011 3:30:24 PM (1911 reads)

Very nice and friendly response, boomer21750! EOM - by TheLoveGoddess, 6/12/2011 8:41:45 AM (1232 reads)

First, you may want to try a GG with a strap-on. (eom) - by BigPapasan, 6/12/2011 9:33:19 AM (1747 reads)

TER has a TS board that may be helpful too. (eom) - by BigPapasan, 6/12/2011 9:34:32 AM (2099 reads)
Re: First, you may want to try a GG with a strap-on. (eom) - by span, 6/15/2011 4:00:00 PM (1325 reads)

You might want to try a post-op TS first - by whamo10, 6/12/2011 5:20:23 PM (4286 reads)

Is there anyway to keep hobbbysits from getting obsessed over you? - by NoDramaPlease, 6/3/2011 6:10:16 PM (3210 reads)

Re: Is there anyway to keep hobbbysits from getting obsessed over you? - by TheLoveGoddess, 6/3/2011 4:06:07 PM (1852 reads)

Re: Is there anyway to keep hobbbysits from getting obsessed over you? - by phumunda, 6/21/2011 1:47:06 PM (2507 reads)

Keeping up a fake persona seems pretty stressful. - by madiba51, 6/4/2011 1:42:51 AM (2190 reads)

the perfect advice! eom. - by lilli, 6/6/2011 8:15:06 AM (1335 reads)

Not really... - by Bostonguy57, 6/3/2011 10:42:06 PM (1893 reads)

NoDrama, the actions of this guy... - by Boricualover, 6/4/2011 1:08:28 PM (1724 reads)

Really, boricualover?! I found the OP to be quite a narcissist!!! - by casinostocks, 6/4/2011 4:00:00 PM (1674 reads)

Yikes! You sound just like one of the drunk pricks I'm trying to avoid! - by NoDramaPlease, 6/4/2011 7:29:44 PM (1847 reads)

My response was to casinostocks only, FYI... eom - by NoDramaPlease, 6/4/2011 7:50:37 PM (1232 reads)

Actually, your post further proves you are a narcassitic asshole - by NoDramaPlease, 6/5/2011 1:25:18 PM (1936 reads)

Here is some help for you: - by casinostocks, 6/5/2011 3:03:18 PM (2197 reads)

Occam's Razor? - by casinostocks, 6/4/2011 4:00:00 PM (2139 reads)

Thank god for google - by hiddenhills, 6/5/2011 4:05:31 AM (2554 reads)

Cuz dere's intellechual gold in them thar hidden hills, LOL! eom - by TheLoveGoddess, 6/5/2011 2:51:33 AM (1844 reads)

As a Client, I DO fall for my Favorite ladies... - by harbor_view, 6/5/2011 10:23:24 AM (1972 reads)

Well put, harbor_view! EOM - by TheLoveGoddess, 6/5/2011 3:51:44 AM (1364 reads)
Re: As a Client, I DO fall for my Favorite ladies... - by JulieJones, 6/7/2011 7:31:45 AM (1918 reads)

“Is there anyway to keep hobbbysits from getting obsessed over you?” - by hotplants, 6/6/2011 3:09:36 PM (2308 reads)

Re: Hotpants you just nailed it! - by shortfoot, 6/11/2011 4:58:25 AM (1699 reads)

Hmmm! Let's see if I can discern a pattern here! - by mattradd, 6/8/2011 10:21:24 AM (1927 reads)
Stop shaving your legs and pits a week before seeing the problem client. - by Cogito Ergo DATY, 6/9/2011 10:26:50 AM (1351 reads)

Re: Stop shaving your legs and pits a week before seeing the problem client. - by dinamohum, 7/2/2011 11:51:09 PM (1476 reads)

Rock Hard erections................... - by Vespar, 6/1/2011 11:58:54 PM (2463 reads)

Re: Rock Hard erections................... - by TheLoveGoddess, 6/2/2011 1:39:29 AM (2035 reads)
Re: Rock Hard erections................... - by philogyny, 6/2/2011 11:05:02 AM (1496 reads)
Re: Rock Hard erections................... - by SinsOfTheFlesh, 6/2/2011 1:15:27 PM (1880 reads)
Rock Hard Erections......I remember having those.... - by giorgio2, 6/14/2011 6:21:39 PM (1099 reads)

Re: Rock Hard Erections......I remember having those.... - by octovert, 7/11/2011 8:34:17 AM (2161 reads)

"Relationship" advice - by learningtojuggle, 6/1/2011 8:29:48 AM (2168 reads)

Mystery is a bitch..... - by mrfisher, 6/1/2011 2:17:13 AM (1534 reads)

Well, it has been over three weeks and I have not reached out to her... - by learningtojuggle, 6/1/2011 11:10:45 AM (2038 reads)

Re: "Relationship" advice - by TheLoveGoddess, 6/1/2011 3:22:16 AM (1351 reads)

Thank you for the confirmation - eom - by learningtojuggle, 6/1/2011 11:13:24 AM (1158 reads)

Try some sport fucking, you'll find a second atf eventually - by hiddenhills, 6/2/2011 3:43:33 PM (2233 reads)

sexual tensions inevitably increasing with aging? - by weakintheknees, 5/31/2011 10:08:28 AM (2371 reads)

Re: sexual tensions inevitably increasing with aging? - by TheLoveGoddess, 5/31/2011 9:12:16 AM (1451 reads)

references? - by boomer21750, 6/10/2011 1:08:07 AM (1912 reads)

I am tackling this issue head-on... - by Bostonguy57, 5/31/2011 11:35:38 AM (1378 reads)

Need advice on choosing the right help - by lookng4helphelp, 5/26/2011 10:25:22 AM (1738 reads)

Re: Need advice on choosing the right help - by TheLoveGoddess, 5/26/2011 8:08:44 AM (2167 reads)

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