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Ladies, what types of objects have you used to get yourself off besides a cock or dildo? What type..
Toys For Twats 8727 reads
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of objects have you used to masturbate with. Fruits? Veggies? Rubber items? Animals? Household objects? Work items?

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Emma Bond2836 reads

it's just that the 99.99% of women who do probably aren't interested in you jerking off over their replies.  

Show some respect you nasty little tosser.

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CelticLass2983 reads

gawd Emma I love you

your my hero *kiss*

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bobb39502634 reads

Thank you, Emma, for saying what, as a guy, I and I'm sure a few others, wanted to say.

Just my opinion...
B

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stpenn4518 reads

What a cool reply.  I really like "Tosser".

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hardfella3123 reads

I see the rules are titillation on your terms ..hmm...yes mistress, yes...

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LilyJune3124 reads

(eom)

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Lex Luethor3258 reads

...who didn't go into the bathroom to masturbate after I "finished".

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Howitzer52419 reads

With your huge penis?

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CiaraHasFun6335 reads

I once used my mouse.. the cords got in the way.. Boy am I glad they came out with cordless !!!

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followme3490 reads

Squeak...squeak....

I do have a cord.....but ...well it's not that long.

Thank you

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LilyJune2666 reads

Which mouse?  Amanda, Monica, Mudpie, Maxwell, or Muzzie?

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MrSelfDestruct3272 reads

has enough hardware underneath her bed to stimulate a mouse to death by orgasm, and who is no stranger to creative foodplay in this arena, either.  The mice would be so jealous of where that big cucumber they were nibbling on had been...and we won't even get started on the corn cob or the baseball bat.

Some people take masturbation to a different level entirely. :)

-- Modified on 2/24/2005 10:50:41 AM

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wehawk4507 reads

LJ,

I am really interested in the baseball bat??? Tell me more!!!

wehawk

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ArmchairQBsSuck3478 reads

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Lex Luethor2693 reads

Well, I think that goes without saying.

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elegantGFEelise3974 reads

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Snowblind2796 reads

You need to recant! Hehehehehe.......

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elegantGFEelise2808 reads

all my real "toys" were gifts from a date that used to own a mail order business.... The stories he'd tell me about the letters he got back from SATISFIED customers would REALLY blow you away.

Like the girl that used her lipstick vibrator in the bathroom in church.  (Religion witheld to protect the guilty!!!)

xoxo
Elise

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CiaraHasFun3069 reads

::: Eyeing up my sons cage of sugar gliders:::

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aboutface3119 reads

Actually it's not, I just am obsessed with 7 of 9.

When I was twelve i found my mom's vibrating dildo and thought it was a back massager.

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Carissa3602 reads

Haha... when I was 8 I found my mom's blue dildo. I thought it was a huge rubbery blue thumb.  I could not figure out why she had a huge thumb.

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Blue6723583 reads

...you sweetheart. Not just a garden variety comment :)

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aboutface3378 reads

I hope you are talking about my post!  I would like to think I'm special.

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Carissa2783 reads

I used to try to fuck my ken doll when I was 9.  I was a horny little girl

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MrSelfDestruct3686 reads

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Lex Luethor3316 reads

I ask because there was a rumor going around the G.I. Joe camp that Ken was gay. I know Hasbro kept a tight lid on it, but come on... Did you see the way the guy dressed?!

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mtnbike3862 reads

C'mon Lex, all the Metro dudes need a hero too.

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Moira3297 reads



what types of objects have you have you used to get yourself off besides a cock or dildo up your butt ?

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A Teddy Bear2327 reads

Cool, I am glad I could be something else than a chew toy for a child to drool on.

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A Teddy Bear4470 reads

Cool, I am glad I could be something else than a chew toy for a child to drool on.

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Sidney Starr2054 reads

Okay in all of my years of solo-play as I like to call it I have used.........glass soda bottle(gotta thank the people at Coca-Cola),hairbrush handle(they were meant for that right?),curling iron(in highschool, used it once....never used it again up there or down there..),banana,cucumber, and thats all I can think of at the moment.

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