of objects have you used to masturbate with. Fruits? Veggies? Rubber items? Animals? Household objects? Work items?

it's just that the 99.99% of women who do probably aren't interested in you jerking off over their replies.  

Show some respect you nasty little tosser.

gawd Emma I love you

your my hero *kiss*

...who didn't go into the bathroom to masturbate after I "finished".

Thank you, Emma, for saying what, as a guy, I and I'm sure a few others, wanted to say.

Just my opinion...
B

With your huge penis?

What a cool reply.  I really like "Tosser".

I once used my mouse.. the cords got in the way.. Boy am I glad they came out with cordless !!!

Squeak...squeak....

I do have a cord.....but ...well it's not that long.

Thank you

::: Eyeing up my sons cage of sugar gliders:::

I see the rules are titillation on your terms ..hmm...yes mistress, yes...

Actually it's not, I just am obsessed with 7 of 9.

When I was twelve i found my mom's vibrating dildo and thought it was a back massager.

Haha... when I was 8 I found my mom's blue dildo. I thought it was a huge rubbery blue thumb.  I could not figure out why she had a huge thumb.

I used to try to fuck my ken doll when I was 9.  I was a horny little girl

what types of objects have you have you used to get yourself off besides a cock or dildo up your butt ?

(eom)

Which mouse?  Amanda, Monica, Mudpie, Maxwell, or Muzzie?

has enough hardware underneath her bed to stimulate a mouse to death by orgasm, and who is no stranger to creative foodplay in this arena, either.  The mice would be so jealous of where that big cucumber they were nibbling on had been...and we won't even get started on the corn cob or the baseball bat.

Some people take masturbation to a different level entirely.

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LJ,

I am really interested in the baseball bat??? Tell me more!!!

wehawk

You need to recant! Hehehehehe.......

I ask because there was a rumor going around the G.I. Joe camp that Ken was gay. I know Hasbro kept a tight lid on it, but come on... Did you see the way the guy dressed?!

...you sweetheart. Not just a garden variety comment

all my real "toys" were gifts from a date that used to own a mail order business.... The stories he'd tell me about the letters he got back from SATISFIED customers would REALLY blow you away.

Like the girl that used her lipstick vibrator in the bathroom in church.  (Religion witheld to protect the guilty!!!)

xoxo
Elise

Cool, I am glad I could be something else than a chew toy for a child to drool on.

Cool, I am glad I could be something else than a chew toy for a child to drool on.

C'mon Lex, all the Metro dudes need a hero too.

Okay in all of my years of solo-play as I like to call it I have used.........glass soda bottle(gotta thank the people at Coca-Cola),hairbrush handle(they were meant for that right?),curling iron(in highschool, used it once....never used it again up there or down there..),banana,cucumber, and thats all I can think of at the moment.

Well, I think that goes without saying.

I hope you are talking about my post!  I would like to think I'm special.