Boy, these gals are smarter than I even suspected.
It just occurred to me many providers are in it solely for the endless supply of perfectly good unsealed envelopes they constantly receive. When was the last time one of them had to run down to Staples for a box? Maybe I'll start leaving a stamp on the ones I supply ......
Personally, I'm in it for the delicious "free" bottled water.
Well, that and the blowjobs.
LOL
The wine, and I'm debating convincing gentlemen to tuck the donation into books they think I might like to read. Wine, books, sex, and money; who wouldn't love that?
*Maureen*
I do think it's sweet when a guy turns down the free refreshments or travel toiletries I laid out for him. 
You just paid over $10^3 for a date. It's not impolite to use the $1 toothbrush I bought you at Target!
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Boy, these gals are smarter than I even suspected.
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