Do you really or are you yanking my chain?
I have a breakfast date Friday morning. The gentleman has requested that I wear my full chef's uniform. (real job) I am so uncomfortable with this. I don't feel sexy in my kitchen attire. UGH lmao this one is just funny guys have really odd turn ons. Though bagpipes do IT for me so I will stfu and suit up Friday morning. 😂
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Do you really or are you yanking my chain?
ompletely full of shit.
But if you're ever in Chicago, I will be happy to wear a kilt for you if you get me drunk enough.
I like getting a nice breeze up there. Feels good on the boys
I was just in Chicago so sorry I missed that show lol
Oh there's cooking involved lol it's a breakfast date
or do you mean cute uncomfortable as in more shy than actually "I am horrified to really wear it"? If this is the case, you'll be fine..bring your knives. lol
if you don't want to do it, you shouldn't.
seriously if it makes you uncomfortable, i don't know how you can be sexy and happy and pleasing at the same time.
tell the guy you can't do it.
or else i guess bite the bullet and power through it. but i wouldn't if i was a gorgeous young girl in this biz.
You claim to only do one hour lot lizard sessions.
I guess you can understand why she'd feel uncomfortable since you two are about the same age.
Old prostitutes like you two should be embarrassed to try and keep up with the hot, young and tight prostitutes. From your Twitter pages you're losing on that front.
I have a crush on Jamie Oliver.
Not old enough.
Definitely not nerdy enough (although maybe in a "zoolander" sort of way).
Not creepy enough.
(ha ha! Sorry, Enaina. Had to get that one in there. You know I luv ya)
I'd prefer you covered in sticky sweet desserts.
Just sayin'.
I will let you cover me in all sorts of sweet treats lol I just love your screen name dahlin
He brought it over the other day...It's not what I would choose to wear because I am far from being an innocent horny Nun! He wants to take pictures of me in it! I let him know that I will if I could make it shorter and cut the breast area out to show cleavage!! Now, I can be Naughty Nun!
That's funny and a costume. This is my real work uniform. It's a double breasted chefs jacket and chefs pants. I have several colors. I suppose for this soiree I'll go with black with black silk bra and panties underneath. I'm not a big fan of the dress up game. But, my mind is open to new things. Maybe you will like being a naughty nun. Maybe I will like being a chef at home. I do cook at home for dates regularly. But I usually do it half naked.
Silk Bra and Panties!! Make it your own and have a great time!! You are the main dish and dessert!
Needless to say, it didn't happen.
That's hot. Umm yes please lol.
Who used to be a cop?
Or just tell her you're a marine biologist?
He'd have to trade in the candle for the flashlight.
Maybe tell some that he's an architect too.
But seriously, me in blue stripes would be like Snoopy wearing a military uniform
Get to the salon, get your hair done like Gordon Ramsey and practice telling him what a POS he is in a British accent.
ON IT
Only speaking the truth.Don't be mad.Have a good day
Busy morning traveling
Don't mind Fancy, Erin. She's ESL and learning as she goes.
Tomorrow is my birthday, and she's going to dress up in one of those Princess Leia slave girl outfits for me.