Setting aside the sad reality that ads such as these would never appear on American television, I offer the links to anyone looking for a good laugh:
http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/movie3.html
http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/movie2.html
http://flash.trojangames.co.uk/tgames/movies/movie1.html
WARNING: While not particularly pornographic, the content may elicit the sort of reckless laughter that brings colleagues and/or bosses to your desk.
it's great to see advertising that's actually done *well*. Thanks for the link, smartmax -- absolutely hysterical!
Cheers!
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