No, no, no! It’s alright, ma, you’re only dreaming.
The sequence actually happened last year at Marienbad, in a baroque castle surrounded by Tyrolean forests. RedHead was standing by a balustrade in a cinched corset and thigh-highs. Jockeypants said, “I know I’ve seen you before. Maybe at Bryant Lake Bowl?” She turns and says in her honeyed voice, “No, we never met. Now suck my toes.” Jockeypants goes on his knees while Redhead comments on the statue of the man and woman above them: “Are they cumming or going? It’s ambiguous.” Well, of course it is: it’s NetMichelle and Von Ryan, made up to look like statues, engaged in wicked 69. As RedHead studies them, she realizes she is in the corridor of the Paris in Las Vegas and that NetMichelle and Von Ryan are made up to look like statues. 1woody is standing next to her emptying his pockets and throwing all his belongings at them. A French maid appears from around the corner with a bouquet of graceful dildoes in a vase. Jockeypants, smitten by the maid, forsakes Redhead, lifts maid’s skirt and tries to plunge in, whereupon she stops him and says, “I only do two men at a time.” OmegaZap comes from the shadows and says, “At last, Sedona!” He obliges at the front, while JockeyPants finally gets in at the back. 1Woody, unable to control himself, has now joined the statues, and is rolling around uncontrolled on his back. Meanwhile, Turkana has become a shopkeeper at the Forum Shops across the street where he is realizing his life’s dream: a store by and catering to escorts, featuring Nicole’s “How to Learn Dirtytalk” CDs; Carrie’s Internationally Adaptable Dildo; InterestingWoman’s latest book on how to be mysterious, regardless of gender; the complete library of Bebedoll’s work (available on 30 CDs); and the game section, featuring Find that Prostate!
On the stage, Dingus is conducting a 15-piece orchestra called the Moderators, all of whom are wearing blindfolds and ball gags. Jockeypants, dressed as an Elvis imitator, steps to the fore and sings….. Meanwhile, Girl Next Door has just opened a few cans of Rice-a-Roni and Spaghetti-O's and dumped it on the statue....
