Remember how you guys kept talking about Russia and Trump?  

Okay, so now that you’re reminded of that, what do you think of Hunter Biden? I mean really. How many laptops can one person possibly lose? And after you lost one, why would you keep making sex tapes on them? Why would you complain about your Russian drug dealers stealing a laptop that had your sex tapes on while you’re making yet another sex tape? Why when the Democrats are screaming “Russia!” at Trump would you use your dad’s credit card to pay a Russian hooker 18 grand? Why would you even tell any hooker that you make gazillions of dollars? Are you *trying* to get blackmailed? How do you board lefties not think that Hunter Biden isn’t a complete and total train wreck and liability? The dude knocked up a stripper while he was strung out smoking crack. Crack for fucks sakes. How is this train wreck of a human being not a national security threat? Has Hunter put Joe in a compromising position where foreign actors can influence US foreign policy?

as corrupt a crew as ever was, selling out the US to Putin, the Saudis and anyone else who'll line their pockets.

…when Hunter Biden spent 18 days in a row throwing crack parties, couldn’t he find an American drug dealer to supply him with his crack? And when I complained about my Russian drug dealers, I think I’d complain that they were Russian, not that they were total bores who didn’t bring enough people to the parties. And for a guy who managed to knock up a stripper, what counts as “crazy fucking sex”? I don’t know if Hunter is talking about dry humping his crack pipe or getting spit roasted by two donkeys in Tijuana. Aren’t you guys just a little worried that Russian intelligence does know that answer?