A man had a terrible stutter and went to an expert. The doc told him "I know why you stutter. Your penis is 12 inches long, and that is the cause. If I remove six inches of it, you'll speak normally."
The man said, "B-b-b-but D-d-d-doc, the L-l-l-ladies really l-l-like my b-b-big d-d-dick! B-b-but O K-k-k-ay."
The doc does the procedure and it's a complete success. A month later, the man comes back and says, "Thanks, doc, the operation really worked great. But I miss that extra six inches a lot. Could you put it back on?"
The doc replied, "F-f-f-fuck Y-y-y-YOU!"
-- Modified on 8/14/2011 6:18:03 PM
A man had a terrible stutter and went to an expert. The doc told him "I know why you stutter. Your penis is 12 inches long, and that is the cause. If I remove six inches of it, you'll speak normally."
The man said, "B-b-b-but D-d-d-doc, the L-l-l-ladies really l-l-like my b-b-big d-d-dick! B-b-but O K-k-k-ay."
The doc does the procedure and it's a complete success. A month later, the man comes back and says, "Thanks, doc, the operation really worked great. But I miss that extra six inches a lot. Could you put it back on?"
The doc replied, "F-f-f-fuck Y-y-y-YOU!"
Y-e-e-e-a-a-h. I-i-t-t-'s ttt-t-h-h-i-i-c-c-k t-t-t-oo.