Do we consider cell phones to be a necessary evil? Are they especially troublesome when a provider has a phone in the room with you? How about if she has two phones? If we are in the middle of "our thing" and the phone rings, is it cellphone interruptus instead of coitus interruptus? How about these examples:
1. I'm with a lady and she berates me because the last time I was with her she did not pick up the phone, in spite of three separate calls. She said, "I lost business because of you." I never returned.
2. I'm with a massage lady who has two phones, one business and one personal, and the phones ring six times in 45 minutes. She answers all six, four of which were personal. During one personal call, she massages my foot with one hand while carrying on a conversation with her brother holding the phone in the other hand. She later says that I should schedule further appointments earlier in the day because the phones don't ring often early. I never returned.
3. The Guinness Book of World Records places the next event in the record book. In one hour two phones rang a total of eight times, six business on one phone in the bedroom and twice from the cell phone in the kitchen. During one moment when the lady was in a high state of excitement, the nefarious tones of a stupid jingle destroyed the moment. She never apologized until I brought it up after this cell phone blitz. I never returned.
    With Taylor Lynn's ladies, there are no cell phones in the room. Yeah! See, Taylor, I can discuss issues without resorting to name calling.