One of the best blonde jokes I've heard
The repairman asked her for her password so he could get into her computer. She said:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyDeweyLouieDonaldGoofySacramento."
When he asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said:
"Hello! It has to be at least 8 characters and include at least one capital."
One of the best blonde jokes I've heard
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