Atlanta
Re: I've never used Tinder
Am I right or am I right, eh? 
Nothing is ever free. Especially with the stage 5 clingers.
I mean for both parties involved.
I thought the operating theory behind Tinder was to enable consenting men and women to meet for no strings attached, no money exchanged random hook ups.
Absolutely - just like the operating theories that Congress governs, priests protect children and Santa Claus exists. The reality however may be slightly askew of the theories.
Nothing is ever free. Especially with the stage 5 clingers.
Am I right or am I right, eh?
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