I used to be obsessed with this cursed sport. Every chance I had, I'd sneak off to the range, or try to get in a round. I look around my "man cave" at all the clubs, bags, trophies.
But now? I could Freekin' care less!!!! And it's all your fault!!!!
Now, instead of checking websites to book my next tee time, I'm checking websites to book my next date time!
Instead of freaking out over a $100 green fee, I'm deciding between a 1 or two hour date at, well, more than 100.
Any one else seen their love and passion for one hobby take a back seat to "The Hobby?"
Funny yes I totally agree I am addicted to the hobby as well!
Dirty Golf Sayings.............?
1. Nuts! My shaft is bent.
2. After 18 holes I can barely walk.
3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.
4. Look at the size of his putter.
5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.
6. Mind if I join your threesome?
7. Stand with your back turned and drop it.
8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.
9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.
10. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first. Or you can let me wash them
Okay I had to post them for you
Squirting Fun
I have motocycles. I use to buy farkles all the time. What are farkles you ask? F**kin sparklin things. Always looking and dreaming of my next purchase. Now I am sitting here hooked on 'Board Crack'. Checking out the ladies and planning dates. I am a mess I tell ya! Just a mess.
especially when it's yours that's getting the action. You make the rules now, how rough do you want them played with ?
Just save those golf balls for another day and enjoy a more satisfying sporting event
Kisses Haley
Relax and enjoy
Yes, there should be room for both. But I doubt it'll happen. This is why:
When I'm I on the golf course, my mind is thinking about playing with one of you ladies. But...when I'm snuggled up with you, my mind is NOT on the golf course!!
Just sayin'
It's nice to know that at least one of you can get his mind off sports and participate in the mattress dancing events. I vote that we have it added to the Olympics.
There would be no shortage of viewers if they did. My mind is going wild with those possibilites.
Kisses,
Anneke
and her hot caddy, companion, Autumn.
They have a golf video game Outlaw 2 that added some hot sexy chicks to the repertoire to tempt golf junkies and gamers alike.
Actually, stick with providers, we know how to skillfully handle your club, we never lose your balls, and its always easier to find our holes.
You probably are getting just as much exercise as you were playing golf!
