60 and Over

You can always find a playmate in Summer the bi-sexual stripper turned golf pro
wp55285 28 Reviews 7766 reads
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1 / 12

I used to be obsessed with this cursed sport. Every chance I had, I'd sneak off to the range, or try to get in a round. I look around my "man cave" at all the clubs, bags, trophies.

But now?  I could Freekin' care less!!!!  And it's all your fault!!!!

Now, instead of checking websites to book my next tee time, I'm checking websites to book my next date time!  

Instead of freaking out over a $100 green fee, I'm deciding between a 1 or two hour date at,  well, more than 100.

Any one else seen their love and passion for one hobby take a back seat to "The Hobby?"

QueenBia See my TER Reviews 6134 reads
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2 / 12

Funny yes I totally agree I am addicted to the hobby as well!

LustfulTori See my TER Reviews 6257 reads
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3 / 12

Dirty Golf Sayings.............?

1. Nuts! My shaft is bent.

2. After 18 holes I can barely walk.

3. You really whacked the hell out of that sucker.

4. Look at the size of his putter.

5. Keep your head down and spread your legs a bit more.

6. Mind if I join your threesome?

7. Stand with your back turned and drop it.

8. My hands are so sweaty I can't get a good grip.

9. Nice stroke, but your follow through has a lot to be desired.

10. Hold up! I need to wash my balls first. Or you can let me wash them

Okay I had to post them for you
Squirting Fun

Roadshow2 30 Reviews 6826 reads
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4 / 12

I have motocycles.  I use to buy farkles all the time.  What are farkles you ask?   F**kin sparklin things.  Always looking and dreaming of my next purchase.  Now I am sitting here hooked on 'Board Crack'.   Checking out the ladies and planning dates.   I am a mess I tell ya! Just a mess.

HaleyOrlando See my TER Reviews 4922 reads
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5 / 12

especially when it's yours that's getting the action. You make the rules now, how rough do you want them played with ?

Just save those golf balls for another day and enjoy a more satisfying sporting event

Kisses Haley

Roberto46 12 Reviews 4103 reads
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6 / 12
wp55285 28 Reviews 4727 reads
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8 / 12

Yes, there should be room for both. But I doubt it'll happen. This is why:

When I'm I on the golf course, my mind is thinking about playing with one of you ladies. But...when I'm snuggled up with you, my mind is NOT on the golf course!!

Just sayin'

Posted By: Roberto46
Relax and enjoy

Anneke See my TER Reviews 4289 reads
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9 / 12

It's nice to know that at least one of you can get his mind off sports and participate in the mattress dancing events.  I vote that we have it added to the Olympics.

There would be no shortage of viewers if they did. My mind is going wild with those possibilites.

Kisses,
Anneke

KathleenHoliday See my TER Reviews 6539 reads
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10 / 12

and her hot caddy, companion, Autumn.

They have a golf video game Outlaw 2 that added some hot sexy chicks to the repertoire to tempt golf junkies and gamers alike.

Actually, stick with providers, we know how to skillfully handle your club, we never lose your balls, and its always easier to find our holes.

LoboGris 3 Reviews 8486 reads
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11 / 12

Can I be the "russian judge" ?

kendradc2011 See my TER Reviews 5610 reads
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12 / 12

You probably are getting just as much exercise as you were playing golf!

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