Don't worry about that spot...

...my doctor says it will be gone in a week or so.

i hate when $ is brought up before , during or after sex....

 
it ruins the whole gfe/bfe thing

Those of us lean, non-busty girls sometimes get this 'advice' in bed (especially in the sex industry). It smacks of either negging or ironic process theory. Neither one belongs in my bedroom.

Before.."Do we have to use a condom"?....

YES! It's about safety please never ask this...My last reviewer frowned heavily on this important facto!

During: "Did you cum yet"? No! You will know when I do because your face will be completely drenched!

After: "I will make it up to you next time" Meaning you shorted me and there is no next time

she says "oh THAT'S cute...."

 
D.

But I ain't a vampire ..

You know, after a big load or something.

early in my hobbying career, i told a girl

"wow, you're just like  living porn!"

she didn't like it so much.

maybe it was just her, i truly meant it as a compliment...