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Re: Happy ending at a massage parlor
ExhibGuy 10 Reviews 1497 reads
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I've been happily frequenting massage parlors for about ten years now. I've had everything from a flat refusal to do anything not on the "up-and-up" to one girl being so interested in outdoing another girl that she rimmed me unexpectedly. Um, wow. 8-)

Another poster mentioned Googling to get your info. That's good advice, but let me summarize my experiences here to get you started. As always, YMMV.

For a virtually guaranteed happy ending (HE), hit an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP). They _almost_ always provide a happy ending, sometimes more. I say _almost_ because there was _one_ place in 10 years that didn't. Very, very odd.

To me, it's hotter to "score" at a non-Asian place because it's a lot less of a sure thing. So when it happens it's awesome. I'm maybe 50/50 on first-time HE's at non-Asian places.

Remember the massage ladies are taking a HUGE risk to give you "service" at a legitimate place of business. They can get shut down (and it happens regularly) if they proposition LE. It's your responsibility to "screen" yourself for them. Most ladies will not take the initiative.

ExhibGuy's sure-fire steps to get a HE:

1) When you come in, the correct answer to "Have you been here before?" is always a confident "YES!"

2) Be clean and smell nice. If a shower is offered beforehand, take it. If it's a table shower, oh my yes take it. :-)

3) "That's okay, I don't need the drape." Never let them use a towel to cover you. In ten years, only one woman has insisted. Never went back to that place. :-)

4) Talk to the lady. Smile. Be nice. Have a real conversation with her while she's starting the relaxation. Try to increase the comfort level in the room.

5) Make it clear you're horny. Arrange the twig pointing down between the berries, grind a bit once in awhile, tell her what feels good when she's rubbing you "legitimately."

6) After she asks you to flip over, you have to judge when to "make a move," but sooner is better for everyone's comfort. The easiest "move" is just to take her hand and place it on your exclamation point. This tells her you're not there to bust her and she can relax. You could also place a hand on her ass, touch yourself, or do any number of things to make it clear what you expect.

7) If you like the masseuse, but for some reason it just doesn't happen, or if things don't progress as far as you would like (e.g., she won't let you play with those gorgeous tits), then tip her well so she will remember you and COME BACK. Second visits are _always_ much more satisfying than first ones, because you both know what to expect, and if you're a good tipper she will want to keep you interested and will up the ante...

Tenth and eleventh visits are even better than second ones. There's a local legitimate place I like where I always see the same lady (my ATF masseuse) -- a smoking hot 45-year-old with seriously the perkiest natural B-cups I've ever seen, I mean they look like they belong on an 18-year old. Took me about five visits to get her to be nude, and to teach her what I like. Now I have 90-minute sessions where she teases me _constantly_ and, oh by the way, also gives me an _excellent_ massage! (She lets me massage her too if I want... :-) )

Summary: Quick-fix HE's are available if you play your cards right, but be aware that even sweeter rewards await if you put in the time. Just like anything else in life.

I've been to several massage parlor but only had a happy ending once. The first time I went the girl had me turn over towards the end of the massage and started rubbing my cock. She asked "this ok?". Other than that, I have never been able to duplicate the experience. I had one the other day that required no towel and I thought it was in the bag, but in the end she sent me on my way. Another time I had a raging hard on and made it very clear to the girl that I'd like it tended to, but she just giggled and left, but she wasn't shy about asking for a tip. Can anyone please tell me if there are any code words or  a universal way to ask for a hj or bj after a massage? thanks

If you're not a regular you have to take a pro-active approach to the tip. I'd have a minimum of laying a 50 on the table with your watch and things (basic HE), or more for more...

It helps to let your hands roam a bit during the massage...  Just be wary as there are legit places. If they offer "showers" or "table showers" administered by the lady, you're pretty safe. Many do not offer anything more than a HJ. There are some that offer everything.

AMPs are easy... they dress provocatively, and can be pretty grabby during the shower, etc.

The Euro places can be trickier to read. They may dress "like a masseuse", etc.

There are web sites dedicated to erotic massages. Google is your friend.

penny711069 reads

massage was over, the masseuse would start running her fingernails over me and ask seductively, "Is there anywhere else you would like to have me massage?" I would nod toward the Happy Zone, she would whack the old weinie, and EVERYONE was happy!

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Ok - I am trying to crack the nut on this one too.  Ok, so I found two parlors that had grand openings in my area on CL in the adult services area.  $40 for 1 hr massage.  I got some great feedback on another post I had - thanks guys for that.  So I decided to venture off to them to see what was involved.  The first pick, turned out to be an older asian woman, attractive, but not what I had in mind.  Dressed professionally, very professional atmosphere, etc - I thought, ooops - not gonna have a HE.  She spoke very little english - and it was a rough start.  Obviously a professional as the massage was great - she began working my ass, and I thought hummm, kind of erotic.  Then, on the flip, I gave the smile as I was instructed in my other post, she giggled - I wasn't hard, but I let it kind of hang out.  She began to work my chest - then, went to my taint!!!  She said, "do you want me to work here a little more"..... "um, sure"  baby oiled up my balls and proceeded to give me a great hand job - awesome.  Yes, I had to tip accordingly, but it was so easy....

Next stop - apparently new place, professional, licenses on the wall - but younger hotter asian gals (not dressed provocatively) Had to wait forever, but got a gal, older, but hot.  She gave me an amazing massage - on the flip, tried to give the smile (I wear glasses which sucks so I can't see a fucking thing without them) - but she proceeded to work my thighs, legs, then got on her knees to work my forearms and hands - should have asked!!! "do you offer any extras"..... didn't like a dumb fuck - so, still thinking I had a chance, she said ok, that is it please sit up, going to get a hot towel - thought, still maybe a chance, nope, left the door open, (not a very private room either with a hall way near the entrance).  Knew it was over - then brings water in and starts to make small talk (had not really said a word until then) - basically, how did you find us - I kind of think she thought I was LE!!!  Fuck - my appearance is serious and clean cut - but I really think that was the deal...  Thinking about going back at a point and on the flip asking "any extras".... Oh, and she still asked for a tip.....which she got, but wasn't what it could have been for a little more baby oil.....

So, not sure yet on this adventure... I know I probably screwed the pouch - but the first experience was so fluid (which I will probably repeat - but not super hot or young)....

Just an experience I thought I would share as I learn the hobbying world.

Also - on one of my posts, someone noted, screw the AMPs and go for a reviewed FBSM provider - well, I can't seem to find any that are cheaper than a FS provider?  I still have lots to learn, but for the most part - I was hoping to land a $100 HE with a nice massage - which did happen, just not super hot.  The FBSM's I am finding, don't have reviews and are $200 for an hr (and NOTHING else noted).  So much to learn....I have a tight budget to so it is challenging....  Thanks

I've been happily frequenting massage parlors for about ten years now. I've had everything from a flat refusal to do anything not on the "up-and-up" to one girl being so interested in outdoing another girl that she rimmed me unexpectedly. Um, wow. 8-)

Another poster mentioned Googling to get your info. That's good advice, but let me summarize my experiences here to get you started. As always, YMMV.

For a virtually guaranteed happy ending (HE), hit an Asian Massage Parlor (AMP). They _almost_ always provide a happy ending, sometimes more. I say _almost_ because there was _one_ place in 10 years that didn't. Very, very odd.

To me, it's hotter to "score" at a non-Asian place because it's a lot less of a sure thing. So when it happens it's awesome. I'm maybe 50/50 on first-time HE's at non-Asian places.

Remember the massage ladies are taking a HUGE risk to give you "service" at a legitimate place of business. They can get shut down (and it happens regularly) if they proposition LE. It's your responsibility to "screen" yourself for them. Most ladies will not take the initiative.

ExhibGuy's sure-fire steps to get a HE:

1) When you come in, the correct answer to "Have you been here before?" is always a confident "YES!"

2) Be clean and smell nice. If a shower is offered beforehand, take it. If it's a table shower, oh my yes take it. :-)

3) "That's okay, I don't need the drape." Never let them use a towel to cover you. In ten years, only one woman has insisted. Never went back to that place. :-)

4) Talk to the lady. Smile. Be nice. Have a real conversation with her while she's starting the relaxation. Try to increase the comfort level in the room.

5) Make it clear you're horny. Arrange the twig pointing down between the berries, grind a bit once in awhile, tell her what feels good when she's rubbing you "legitimately."

6) After she asks you to flip over, you have to judge when to "make a move," but sooner is better for everyone's comfort. The easiest "move" is just to take her hand and place it on your exclamation point. This tells her you're not there to bust her and she can relax. You could also place a hand on her ass, touch yourself, or do any number of things to make it clear what you expect.

7) If you like the masseuse, but for some reason it just doesn't happen, or if things don't progress as far as you would like (e.g., she won't let you play with those gorgeous tits), then tip her well so she will remember you and COME BACK. Second visits are _always_ much more satisfying than first ones, because you both know what to expect, and if you're a good tipper she will want to keep you interested and will up the ante...

Tenth and eleventh visits are even better than second ones. There's a local legitimate place I like where I always see the same lady (my ATF masseuse) -- a smoking hot 45-year-old with seriously the perkiest natural B-cups I've ever seen, I mean they look like they belong on an 18-year old. Took me about five visits to get her to be nude, and to teach her what I like. Now I have 90-minute sessions where she teases me _constantly_ and, oh by the way, also gives me an _excellent_ massage! (She lets me massage her too if I want... :-) )

Summary: Quick-fix HE's are available if you play your cards right, but be aware that even sweeter rewards await if you put in the time. Just like anything else in life.

I tried this line, along with every other piece of advice on this thread, at an AMP yesterday. I got on the table with no towel. The girl had no problem with it. She gave a killer massage. After the flip she tickled my legs and around my cock with her finger nails. Before I could ask she took me to the table shower. There I asked her if she did any extras for a tip and she looked at me like a deer-in-the-headlights and said "yes, thank you".
When she walked me back to the room she said "ok thank you,good bye". So I jerked off into a towel and left.

gspank1312 reads

Well this thread is answering the thread I was just about to write.... I guess that a HE is the most you'd expect at an AMP? I've never been to one... always curious but HE's don't interest me much.

...but generally I'd look elsewhere for FS.

AMPs are for relaxation: a decent massage plus a little extra. If you want a _lot_ extra...well...lookie here, there's all these providers with reviews on TER!!! :-)

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