I apologize for lying to all the TER members here. I don't look anything like my photos. I really look like this, but, with makeup and the lights turned out, you won't be able to tell the 'real me' from my photos.
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LOL, very funny. Thanks for the laugh! Now I talked about nude photos I better show one. This one is from Met-Art.com and is of Toxic A., by Arkisi. Enjoy you perverts.
I look like this and we have a date next week!
...with the goo dribbling down your chin like that.
PS: I never heard it called spooey before.SploogejizzJismspoonut juicebaby batterman mustardman gravyscumetc.but not spooey.PS: mine ain't blue
I wasn't trying to be definitive (and spunk is a good one), but here's a link to a list. Amazingly, the Urban Dictionary had jack shit.
Said he had save up for 10 days just for me. "Thank you" was not my response, but it was pretty funny.
And I bet that load probably filled you up so well you didn't need to eat lunch LOL
I can't explain why it's blue....LOLOL
Cuz he had blue balls,of course!!
Well you HAD to know I have a thing for Smurfs.
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