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RUSchittingMe 152 reads
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That's gotta be thu moast dumassed way I ever heerd!!!!!  An I shud noe, cuz Ima dumass!!!!
Yew askit thet way an U woant evin heer frum the gal agin!  RillY!!!!
Hint:  Jest bring wun along an shoe her howta yooz it!  It ain't thet hard.  Rilly!  I prommis!^^^^^

I'd like to find out if a provider is female condom friendly before booking - but I don't want to bring it up in the preparatory phone calls/emails/texts. How can I ask it in such a way that it is not considered a forbidden question that resluts in a slamming down of the phone?

Martha_Focker138 reads

Before bed, on your bathroom with all the lights out.  Just have a laptop open to her website, a bottle of olive oil, and a chicken foot.

By the light of her laptop, recite: "FEMALE CONDOM.  FEMALE CONDOM.  FEMALE CONDOM."

Splash a bit of oil on your hands and rub them together.  Put the chicken foot in your pocket and go to sleep with it.

Close the laptop case.

She will then get the message without you having to text, call, or email her.

Good luck!

Posted By: Martha_Focker
Before bed, on your bathroom with all the lights out.  Just have a laptop open to her website, a bottle of olive oil, and a chicken foot.

By the light of her laptop, recite: "FEMALE CONDOM.  FEMALE CONDOM.  FEMALE CONDOM."

Splash a bit of oil on your hands and rub them together.  Put the chicken foot in your pocket and go to sleep with it.

Close the laptop case.

She will then get the message without you having to text, call, or email her.

Good luck!

ask me once I had your screening information and knew you were safe. I don't mind any questions once I have the information I need, from you.

Thank you Adora - it was nice to receive a reply from an adult as opposed to the infantile drek who responded before you.

Thanks for being inquisitive on how to make for a great session.
I for one appreciated your question as I've been trying to spread the word about them.

was in a strip club. When the dancer started to put it in without condom, I said "STOP, I don't want to do that. It's too risky". She then explained and showed me. It felt pretty good, but it's not that big a deal. I think it's mostly in your head.

Alyas116 reads

Sorry to hijack your post.
Maybe you could try the "In Search Of" Board, indicate your city and ask about nearby providers who are familiar with . . . Female Condoms!

(I'm still not an English teacher.)

Martha_Focker143 reads

Is that your question was silly.

The way to find out if a provider will use a FC is to ask her.  

You're welcome.

with all due respect...i have asked and been told that question was out of bounds - as in "explicit language or questions will not be tolerated"

given you logic, why don't i just ask up front "will you suck my cock until i blow a load all over your face?"

means yet...well fk, they do now lol. Still, if she uses them she should know what that means and no harm no foul. After a guy is verified, I don't see what the fuss is about. If you think he is a cop after you screened him, you did not do it good enough!

Martha_Focker112 reads

A discreet way of asking a provider if she will use a FC is to say, "I'm interested in booking an hour with you.  Before sending my references, I thought I might ask.  Have you ever considered using a FC in your personal life?"

If she has a 1/4 brain, she'll know why you're asking and say yes or no.  If she says no, move on.  

Is that even on the same level as asking to shoot cum on her XYZ?

Let me add that though you would not have a problem with him asking discretely you can not say that others wouldn't. Some others have said they would be ok with it after he passed their screening but remember YMMV. Not everyone is the same. He states quite clearly that at least one provider had a problem. You are not wrong in what you have said but neither is he. Stating what you would be ok with and then offering suggestions would be the best way to handle this. Why assume that everyone will follow suite with you? Had you responded with this post instead of what you posted first the "cum" shot wouldn't have come up.

To the OP: Try asking your questions on the Newbie board. You will get your answers without the garnishment.

RUSchittingMe153 reads

That's gotta be thu moast dumassed way I ever heerd!!!!!  An I shud noe, cuz Ima dumass!!!!
Yew askit thet way an U woant evin heer frum the gal agin!  RillY!!!!
Hint:  Jest bring wun along an shoe her howta yooz it!  It ain't thet hard.  Rilly!  I prommis!^^^^^

at how openminded she is and how many accomadations she does , use that as measuremnt of her possibly being ok with it. i dont see why many would have an issue but youd better bring them alot may not have those on hand. I would always from me being the provider perspective, i d always suggest you steer clear gettn into discussing things that give away you going there to perform any type sex for fee, i just think thats going to annoy them, . I dont know but ifb they do alot services yous imagine a minor thing like using the female condom be ok, .. I d say bite bullet and just wait to you get there and after you gove donation, it hgets over whelming when you have to have long detailed discussions about the appointments before meeting new clients, If your seeing 5 new clients a week say. 20 per month and they all need to excessively correspnd about things all implying your providing solicitation activities, It can get draining for the provider to try and answer all those questions and scary when yes maybe they have reviews mmaybe they been whitelisted , but i apporeciate the guys that just send a message with time and date with number then i dont have to correspond til day off appt,................its not thgat i dont love meeting the new dates but when they are all asking very minor little finicky details , when its obviously it be no big deal. i personally if a guy came with a reality female condom. i d totallt use it, that i imagine you dont have to run it by the those do work fine at least when i used them, i thought they worked fine,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I d stick to reading the reviews then take the chance and leave out the nagging correspondences with silly details concerning pbviuosl;y and puttin it out there you goin for sex for fee, specially when you never met her yet,,,,,,,,,,I send sometimes dirty emails to a regular concerning ou=r next visit but it s nice when they loet you do it if you have extra time and want to when yoiur gettin bombarded with constant messages concerning an appt that hasnt even gone down yet, then imagine the gal has her reguklars lets say 2, then 5 new clients so thats lets say she takes one week of month then sees 7 a week for 3 weeks,,,,,,,,,,,,imagine the chaos if 21 clients vare all expecting you to correspond about kinda silly details that should be obvious?
    then they have there regulars messagin about future appts, i d say risk spendin the 150 get a half hour with some one who offers them so you dont waste 300 plus, and just wait n ask durin session,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,you l find no one will care iof its a reality condom or durex as long as its coverd.
steer clear the annoying us with silly nojsense prior to even getting aquainted,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I think that be great way to annoy a ptovider and maybe have her not care to meet, .. I definetly appreciate the guys that are professional about it they fill out contact or send a message either pm or email and then you can go on with other things,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,I d just bring one and ask a appt, and risk wasting 150 on a hh date , dont ask them to divulge stuff about sex,

when you get the ones that just say hey i d love a date when/ and theyve read your bio reviews pics, all the info youd need should be there, if the girls swallows loads occasionally taked it in ass. licks arounf assholes, ,,,,you have to figure, hmm,,,,I wonder if she be horrified by a reality female condom,,,,,,,,,,,um, i d assume if they swallow dudes loads take it in ass, pee on people faces, i betcha a reality female condom isnt gonna shock or scare or be off the check list why nbot refrain form being annoying before even scheduking? i am not trying to sound mean, i am just saying  how much i appreciate the hobbyists that keep it simple,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,judging from the yp close shots my waxed asshole and my menu saying i will do all these bizarre things to you. there shouldnt be lengthy annpying long emails about nojnsense, it turns what should be a 7 hour a week job into a 40 plkus hour week job,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i havent been attracting guys that do the silly lotsa talk about details that youd think be obviuos thought hank god,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,i knwo it ised to happen alot befpore maybe 26 reviews helped give enough detailes where I dont have to deal with cporresponding over stuff any more,,,,,,,thank god!

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