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Re: Agree with original poster
macdaddy1944 49 Reviews 515 reads
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totally disagree..be subjective in your reviews..not objective..i suppose some people just dont know the difference..

-- Modified on 5/10/2012 4:25:35 PM

I know this has been talked about time and time again.  

I just got a review "unapproved" because not enough physical interaction description.

My review had words in it like bbbj, cim, missionary, doggie....you get the idea.

I guess I need to work on my Hustler mag writing skills...okay rant over!

I guess they want you to tell as you dip your pole in her mouth for a bbbj, did she slob and when you pulled it out her mouth as she's sucking did the slob make the stringy slob hanging from your pole to her mouth or if as you pump her lovebox did the juices flow, fart, so tight your pole hurted or she needed more lube!!! Damn what else to tell but the basic?!!! Tell them to go watch the a movie ;-) LOL

Posted By: TruEbonyMistress
I guess they want you to tell as you dip your pole in her mouth for a bbbj, did she slob and when you pulled it out her mouth as she's sucking did the slob make the stringy slob hanging from your pole to her mouth or if as you pump her lovebox did the juices flow, fart, so tight your pole hurted or she needed more lube!!! Damn what else to tell but the basic?!!! Tell them to go watch the a movie ;-) LOL
maybe i will just copy and past this into it :)

every one cant have great writing skills..some guys dont even bother to write them..just edit it..make it juicy..make it spicy..no one likes bland..that is all they are looking for..why say 'she loved my cim'..when you could say ' she sucked every drop of love juice out of my throbbing cock'..same meaning..you are just spicing it up..

Have to admit that I laugh my ass off at some of these reviews.  Sounds like the guys are copying straight out of Penthouse Forum.  My preference is to just get the basic facts.  I don't need to hear how much you think you pleased her or how everything you did made her maon with delight.

No offense to the guys who like to get creative with these reviews but my idea of a good review includes the following info in no particular order:

1) Were her pics accurate or how did she look?
2) Was her hygiene good and did she smell / taste good?
3) What services did she perform or allow performed on her?
4) Was she punctual and easy to schedule with?
5) Was she friendly or bitchy?
6) Did she have any specific rules or limits?

That's it for me.  From there, I can figure out if I want to contact her.

totally disagree..be subjective in your reviews..not objective..i suppose some people just dont know the difference..

-- Modified on 5/10/2012 4:25:35 PM

I guess if you are trying to jack off while reading reviews than maybe you are right. However, I don't come here to be aroused by some guys perception of himself as the worlds greatest lover. Just give me the facts brother. I know the difference.

It's been awhile, since I've written a new review, but whenever my review wasn't accepted (it only happened twice so far), it was always due to not enough "juicy details".  Of course, whenever I make my reviews read like a porno script, it alway seems to get accepted right away. LOL!

Personally, I like chitownpimp's style of review writing.  He always give a good summary with enough details to give readers an idea of what his session was like without being over wordy or sounding like a porn novel.

I personally do not care how your dick felt as she sucked you..

I want a review of how she was, what she looked like, and what she did....

Thats why its called a review - its not Penthouse letters

I don't think my clients need to know why the reviews get rejected so often.  They just need to know that it happens and how to get them approved.  I always tell my clients who want to write their first review for me to write plenty of details.  I warn them that it will probably be rejected.   I tell them not to be discouraged.   I advise them to add more details and resubmit it each time it's rejected.   After an addition or two they will eventually approve it and it seems that subsequent reviews are more readily accepted.

xoxo

Freya Fantasia

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