She was in the kitchen doing the boiled eggs for breakfast.He walks in.She says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment."He thinks, "This is my lucky day", and gives it his all on the kitchen table.He says afterwards, "What was that all about?"She says, "The egg timer's broken."
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