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is my alter ego!!!! She comes out to play when I run across a naughty man that needs a spanking or wants me to politely kick their ass!!!

:-P~~

For those of you who have not read the diSclaimer, TER is merely a social network and fantasy board.  In truth, it is  a virtual reality game online.  All the players have secret identities, of their choosing, and we meet online so that we can discuss our fantasies.

The gentlemen here, and we can't be sure they are gentlemen as we have never seen them (they could be ladies in disguise), correspond with the ladies (again, we can't be sure if they are ladies), for the purpose of erotic fantasies.  

I'm actually a 63 year old man, retired from Catepillar Corporation, living out his fantasy of being a hot and sexy woman.  Just getting in touch with my feminine side.  I enjoy holding hands, kissing passionately and wearing low cut clothing that accentuates my breasts.  (Oops, that's my alter-ego)

I hear that Funtimes61 is actually a 22 year old college student, who is studying "philately" (hence his nickname of "silver tongued devil" which he actually got FROM LICKING STAMPS) with a minor in "astrobiology."  He has also  achieved his seventh degree blackbelt in eraser clapping and the famous "wax on, wax off" technique and taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.

I have heard that CTP is a former Chippendales Dancer, who is no longer dancing having made his fortune in tips. (And you thought Elvis could gyrate his hips.)

Someone told me STPHomer was really a photographer for Playboy magazine, but he doesn't like to mention it as he recently got let go.  Rumor has it he spent too much time posing the models and had to do repeat shoots as he was usually unhappy with the results.  (It may have helped if he had put either film or a memory card in the camera!). See what happens when you visit the Chicago board once to often.  You become fair game and get outed also!

JC is actually a 40 year old motorcycle mechanic, named Ernie, a lifetime member of HOGG, and boasts more tatooes on his body (including one on his schlong of a giant boa constrictor) than anyone else on this board!  Ernie enjoys chugging beer directly from the keg, bouncing at biker parties, wetting girls at wet t-shirt parties, making the trip each year to Sturgiss.  But he has a sensitive side. He also helps little old ladies across the street, enjoys Japanese Flower arranging and has a zen garden in his back yard.  He even owns a copy of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, autographed by the author!!!

Perfesser is a pig farmer in Mongolia with a PhD in 'Renaissance literature relating to the Spanish Inquisition and it's eventual re-emergence in the American Idol reality TV series.'

Jaqueline Taurus works for Georgia Pacific Corporation.  He is Director of Quilting and heads a team of senior ladies who take time off from Bingo at the local rest home for Quilting Bees to supplement their social security and pensions.  How do you think Northern Toilet Paper was quilted?

Fred Flintstone is a 73 year old idiot savant who has memorized every comic book ever printed.  Hence his nickname on this board.  He also enjoys watching Family Feud and Jeopardy and every Tuesday is meatloaf night.

So if anyone else wants to introduce themselves, please do.  We'd love to hear from you.

Sinfully Sinthia (my online "alter-ego")

I'm wondering what guy is behind DuMore's computer typing up his fantasies?!!! Still Laughing!!!

CTP is all knowing, and the best on this Board. He catches 90 perecent of the fake ads and pics, and can save other hobbyists a lot of time chasing bad providers. He is Hobbbyist of the decade>>>>>>>>

Posted By: wrigs26
CTP is all knowing, and the best on this Board. He catches 90 perecent of the fake ads and pics, and can save other hobbyists a lot of time chasing bad providers. He is Hobbbyist of the decade>>>>>>>>

There's a HUGE difference between bad providers and bad girls. We LOVE bad girls, the badder the better. And chasing bad girls is a great pastime, even better than baseball (uh oh, I see a train wreck coming). We waste, I mean spend, countless hours chasing after bad girls and when we catch 'em, watch out!

Also, we can't say bad providers suck because if they did they wouldn't be bad providers now would they? Bad girls suck. Oh yeah, suck it good :-)

Posted By: wrigs26
CTP is all knowing, and the best on this Board. He catches 90 perecent of the fake ads and pics, and can save other hobbyists a lot of time chasing bad providers. He is Hobbbyist of the decade>>>>>>>>

I didn't know until I got to this site that there were so many cable service providers.  I called the cumcast.com number that someone here mentioned and told the guy on the phone that I had a problem with my cable.  The man said it's OK that lots of people have that problem and he knew just the person who could help me.  He said if the person he sends can't get it working than no one can!  And he said of course Showtime is included as part of the basic package!  I'm excited!  Apparently the technician will arrive at three this afternoon.  I told my wife we're finally getting hooked up and she's excited too!

They can hook you up too but they do it slow, real slow. Slow can be good (which is like bad, see above) and it's way better than fast. Just like Cumcast, A Tit & Tit will drill a nice hole ever so slowly that you can stick your cable in. In this cold weather though, your cable tends to get very stiff so make sure they drill it good, real good. You don't want your hole too big though or your cable will wobble inside and let air through and we all know what that sounds like. You want your cable fitting nice and snug in the hole and if it's a bit too snug, that's OK because you can always put some lubricant on it. Lube that cable and watch it slide right into that tight hole.

-- Modified on 12/27/2010 2:46:49 PM

t0mmysan633 reads

very funny, and very clever writing....still laughing
you made my day!!
thanks

It is embarrassing to admit the fact that my alter-ego "Giselle" is supposed to be a leggy, tan, blue-eyed brunette chick when in all actuality I am a 12-year-old boy.  I frequent the orthodontist to have my braces tightened every month so sufficite it to say I cannot chew gum or taffy:(  My Nana homeschools me which gives me a bountiful time frame for TER, facebook, myspace and choking my chicken.

Gosh, it sure feels good to get this secret out...

XXX"Giselle"

Posted By: Sinful1
For those of you who have not read the diSclaimer, TER is merely a social network and fantasy board.  In truth, it is  a virtual reality game online.  All the players have secret identities, of their choosing, and we meet online so that we can discuss our fantasies.

The gentlemen here, and we can't be sure they are gentlemen as we have never seen them (they could be ladies in disguise), correspond with the ladies (again, we can't be sure if they are ladies), for the purpose of erotic fantasies.  

I'm actually a 63 year old man, retired from Catepillar Corporation, living out his fantasy of being a hot and sexy woman.  Just getting in touch with my feminine side.  I enjoy holding hands, kissing passionately and wearing low cut clothing that accentuates my breasts.  (Oops, that's my alter-ego)

I hear that Funtimes61 is actually a 22 year old college student, who is studying "philately" (hence his nickname of "silver tongued devil" which he actually got FROM LICKING STAMPS) with a minor in "astrobiology."  He has also  achieved his seventh degree blackbelt in eraser clapping and the famous "wax on, wax off" technique and taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.

I have heard that CTP is a former Chippendales Dancer, who is no longer dancing having made his fortune in tips. (And you thought Elvis could gyrate his hips.)

Someone told me STPHomer was really a photographer for Playboy magazine, but he doesn't like to mention it as he recently got let go.  Rumor has it he spent too much time posing the models and had to do repeat shoots as he was usually unhappy with the results.  (It may have helped if he had put either film or a memory card in the camera!). See what happens when you visit the Chicago board once to often.  You become fair game and get outed also!

JC is actually a 40 year old motorcycle mechanic, named Ernie, a lifetime member of HOGG, and boasts more tatooes on his body (including one on his schlong of a giant boa constrictor) than anyone else on this board!  Ernie enjoys chugging beer directly from the keg, bouncing at biker parties, wetting girls at wet t-shirt parties, making the trip each year to Sturgiss.  But he has a sensitive side. He also helps little old ladies across the street, enjoys Japanese Flower arranging and has a zen garden in his back yard.  He even owns a copy of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, autographed by the author!!!

Perfesser is a pig farmer in Mongolia with a PhD in 'Renaissance literature relating to the Spanish Inquisition and it's eventual re-emergence in the American Idol reality TV series.'

Jaqueline Taurus works for Georgia Pacific Corporation.  He is Director of Quilting and heads a team of senior ladies who take time off from Bingo at the local rest home for Quilting Bees to supplement their social security and pensions.  How do you think Northern Toilet Paper was quilted?

Fred Flintstone is a 73 year old idiot savant who has memorized every comic book ever printed.  Hence his nickname on this board.  He also enjoys watching Family Feud and Jeopardy and every Tuesday is meatloaf night.

So if anyone else wants to introduce themselves, please do.  We'd love to hear from you.

Sinfully Sinthia (my online "alter-ego")

Crusher131058 reads

I'm sure TER is just thrilled to know they've been infiltrated by 12-year old boys.

Posted By: giselle69
It is embarrassing to admit the fact that my alter-ego "Giselle" is supposed to be a leggy, tan, blue-eyed brunette chick when in all actuality I am a 12-year-old boy.  I frequent the orthodontist to have my braces tightened every month so sufficite it to say I cannot chew gum or taffy:(  My Nana homeschools me which gives me a bountiful time frame for TER, facebook, myspace and choking my chicken.

Gosh, it sure feels good to get this secret out...

XXX"Giselle"

That Giselle has dyslexia. He really wanted his alias to end in 96, his birth year. Poor kid, even got his age wrong. Choking the chicken will do that to ya and it makes you go blind too. Nothing worse than a blind dyslexic...

OMG ROFLMAO!!!!!!Thanks for the laugh Sinthia!!!!!Bingo anyone????????????

Posted By: Sinful1
For those of you who have not read the diSclaimer, TER is merely a social network and fantasy board.  In truth, it is  a virtual reality game online.  All the players have secret identities, of their choosing, and we meet online so that we can discuss our fantasies.

The gentlemen here, and we can't be sure they are gentlemen as we have never seen them (they could be ladies in disguise), correspond with the ladies (again, we can't be sure if they are ladies), for the purpose of erotic fantasies.  

I'm actually a 63 year old man, retired from Catepillar Corporation, living out his fantasy of being a hot and sexy woman.  Just getting in touch with my feminine side.  I enjoy holding hands, kissing passionately and wearing low cut clothing that accentuates my breasts.  (Oops, that's my alter-ego)

I hear that Funtimes61 is actually a 22 year old college student, who is studying "philately" (hence his nickname of "silver tongued devil" which he actually got FROM LICKING STAMPS) with a minor in "astrobiology."  He has also  achieved his seventh degree blackbelt in eraser clapping and the famous "wax on, wax off" technique and taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.

I have heard that CTP is a former Chippendales Dancer, who is no longer dancing having made his fortune in tips. (And you thought Elvis could gyrate his hips.)

Someone told me STPHomer was really a photographer for Playboy magazine, but he doesn't like to mention it as he recently got let go.  Rumor has it he spent too much time posing the models and had to do repeat shoots as he was usually unhappy with the results.  (It may have helped if he had put either film or a memory card in the camera!). See what happens when you visit the Chicago board once to often.  You become fair game and get outed also!

JC is actually a 40 year old motorcycle mechanic, named Ernie, a lifetime member of HOGG, and boasts more tatooes on his body (including one on his schlong of a giant boa constrictor) than anyone else on this board!  Ernie enjoys chugging beer directly from the keg, bouncing at biker parties, wetting girls at wet t-shirt parties, making the trip each year to Sturgiss.  But he has a sensitive side. He also helps little old ladies across the street, enjoys Japanese Flower arranging and has a zen garden in his back yard.  He even owns a copy of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, autographed by the author!!!

Perfesser is a pig farmer in Mongolia with a PhD in 'Renaissance literature relating to the Spanish Inquisition and it's eventual re-emergence in the American Idol reality TV series.'

Jaqueline Taurus works for Georgia Pacific Corporation.  He is Director of Quilting and heads a team of senior ladies who take time off from Bingo at the local rest home for Quilting Bees to supplement their social security and pensions.  How do you think Northern Toilet Paper was quilted?

Fred Flintstone is a 73 year old idiot savant who has memorized every comic book ever printed.  Hence his nickname on this board.  He also enjoys watching Family Feud and Jeopardy and every Tuesday is meatloaf night.

So if anyone else wants to introduce themselves, please do.  We'd love to hear from you.

Sinfully Sinthia (my online "alter-ego")

He was a former Evangelist Minister who was let go for "too much laying of the hands" on his female congregation. . He recently founded his own church (and religion) called the Church of the Immaculate Miscomception.  Its the only church where, not only the Minister, but also the congregation get "de-frocked.". Nooners (I mean services) are held daily at 12:00 p.m.  (Sorry Wrigs, I could not resist)

humongous hooters such as the eyes of men have never before laid eyes upon. Indeed, hooters so large they have been confused with basketballs. Wrigs did nothing wrong other than a few personal fouls in the pursuit of his long sought after hoop dreams. His hand-picked (and hen-pecked) congregation has falsely accused him and doth deserveth to have their panties pulled down and bare butts spanked. Praise the Lord!

is my alter ego!!!! She comes out to play when I run across a naughty man that needs a spanking or wants me to politely kick their ass!!!

:-P~~

I've been a bit embarrassed to tell anyone this til now  - I smell vagina's all day for a feminine hygiene company to insure the new products they develop help keep woman feeling really fresh and clean "down there" during their menstrual cycle.


Hello

You always know how to read right between the line. You have me all worked out. ... lol
We should do a roast like we used to do with High and Tight
Kisses
Jc

Posted By: Sinful1
For those of you who have not read the diSclaimer, TER is merely a social network and fantasy board.  In truth, it is  a virtual reality game online.  All the players have secret identities, of their choosing, and we meet online so that we can discuss our fantasies.

The gentlemen here, and we can't be sure they are gentlemen as we have never seen them (they could be ladies in disguise), correspond with the ladies (again, we can't be sure if they are ladies), for the purpose of erotic fantasies.  

I'm actually a 63 year old man, retired from Catepillar Corporation, living out his fantasy of being a hot and sexy woman.  Just getting in touch with my feminine side.  I enjoy holding hands, kissing passionately and wearing low cut clothing that accentuates my breasts.  (Oops, that's my alter-ego)

I hear that Funtimes61 is actually a 22 year old college student, who is studying "philately" (hence his nickname of "silver tongued devil" which he actually got FROM LICKING STAMPS) with a minor in "astrobiology."  He has also  achieved his seventh degree blackbelt in eraser clapping and the famous "wax on, wax off" technique and taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.

I have heard that CTP is a former Chippendales Dancer, who is no longer dancing having made his fortune in tips. (And you thought Elvis could gyrate his hips.)

Someone told me STPHomer was really a photographer for Playboy magazine, but he doesn't like to mention it as he recently got let go.  Rumor has it he spent too much time posing the models and had to do repeat shoots as he was usually unhappy with the results.  (It may have helped if he had put either film or a memory card in the camera!). See what happens when you visit the Chicago board once to often.  You become fair game and get outed also!

JC is actually a 40 year old motorcycle mechanic, named Ernie, a lifetime member of HOGG, and boasts more tatooes on his body (including one on his schlong of a giant boa constrictor) than anyone else on this board!  Ernie enjoys chugging beer directly from the keg, bouncing at biker parties, wetting girls at wet t-shirt parties, making the trip each year to Sturgiss.  But he has a sensitive side. He also helps little old ladies across the street, enjoys Japanese Flower arranging and has a zen garden in his back yard.  He even owns a copy of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, autographed by the author!!!

Perfesser is a pig farmer in Mongolia with a PhD in 'Renaissance literature relating to the Spanish Inquisition and it's eventual re-emergence in the American Idol reality TV series.'

Jaqueline Taurus works for Georgia Pacific Corporation.  He is Director of Quilting and heads a team of senior ladies who take time off from Bingo at the local rest home for Quilting Bees to supplement their social security and pensions.  How do you think Northern Toilet Paper was quilted?

Fred Flintstone is a 73 year old idiot savant who has memorized every comic book ever printed.  Hence his nickname on this board.  He also enjoys watching Family Feud and Jeopardy and every Tuesday is meatloaf night.

So if anyone else wants to introduce themselves, please do.  We'd love to hear from you.

Sinfully Sinthia (my online "alter-ego")

And asked me to tell her story.

Polish Pirate is not really Polish, but is a pirate of sorts.  At least that's what they say about him during seances when SHE channels Black Beard's ghost.  She is actually a renowned Romanian Gypsy woman named Madame Anushka who reads palms, Tarot and her crystal ball on the New Jersey boardwalk.

When she is not fortelling the future, or posting on TER, she likes belly dancing to ABBA. A former (disgraced) artist herself (Milli of Milli Vanilli, she failed to predict the exposure that would occur and her partner's suicide.  I guess she could not foretell her own fortune.  

She also is an excellent medium and coined the phrase "I see dead people" which was stolen and used in the movie The Sixth Sense.  She has a suit pending against the Studio and Bruce Willis, but can't see how it will turn out,

Mmm... ABBA's Greatest Hits cranked up loud and blowing down the walls...

"Dancing Queen, lean and mean, only 17 (ooohhhaaaaahhh)..." Don't knock belly dancing, you should see how much weight I've lost. Some women shake their ass to lose weight, not me, I have no ass. Some say I'm flat-chested but if you look real close you'll find itty bitty titties. See, right there, come on, look closer. Go ahead, touch them, you'll see - man boobs.

I can't believe Vanilli, that lip-synching Ashley! Don't get me started on Willis, I'm gonna sue his ass to kingdom come! I DO see dead people and unlike him, I'm not dead (yet). Now there's a friggin' movie for ya.

Thanks for the compliment about being a medium. I used to be a large but all that ABBA belly dancing has worked miracles for my girlish figure. My stomach almost matches my ass and it's on fire baby! Hot ass headed your way. Read my reviews on PNVER (Polish Not Very Erotic Review).

Pee-Pee:-)

-- Modified on 12/27/2010 5:17:00 PM

And I am shocked.  I have been duped.   For all these years I have been an underwire in the bra of a women I called Sin.

Now I learn that she is actually a 63 year old man, retired from Catapillar Corporation, living out his fantasy of being a hot and sexy woman.  Just getting in touch with his feminine side.  He enjoys holding hands, kissing passionately and wearing low cut clothing that accentuates his breasts(with my immense help).

Please any who read this help set me free!!!!

I want a free Foody campaign set up immediately.  

Send your contributions to: Icanbeyourunderwire.com

Who will find me a new warm and sheltered home?

You could have been the material used to make the pouch in my jockstrap.

Of course, only in my fantasy world and in front of a trick mirror is more than a few square inches of said material needed  . . . . . . . . :-(

My perfesserial studies are not in Mongolian pig farming, nor the Spanish Inquisition relating to American Idol. That's actually my minor and that should be "Idle Americans," those with the time and inclination to waste -- er. make that, spend time creatively on the TER Boards.

My latest primary endeavor is to develop a way to relocate belly fat slightly lower and under pressure, in order to enhance the appendage used in most (but certainly not all -- right, all you doubles specialists?) TER Fantasies. Picture a toothpaste tube filling a baloon. Too many of us have too much material above the waist and not enough below. After all, that's why vitamin V sells so well.

The project is proceeding slowly, so I think I'd best apply for a government grant. Any suggestions as to which agency is in charge of such things? Oh yes, probably the IRS. They stick it to us all the time.




Posted By: Sinful1
For those of you who have not read the diSclaimer, TER is merely a social network and fantasy board.  In truth, it is  a virtual reality game online.  All the players have secret identities, of their choosing, and we meet online so that we can discuss our fantasies.

The gentlemen here, and we can't be sure they are gentlemen as we have never seen them (they could be ladies in disguise), correspond with the ladies (again, we can't be sure if they are ladies), for the purpose of erotic fantasies.  

I'm actually a 63 year old man, retired from Catepillar Corporation, living out his fantasy of being a hot and sexy woman.  Just getting in touch with my feminine side.  I enjoy holding hands, kissing passionately and wearing low cut clothing that accentuates my breasts.  (Oops, that's my alter-ego)

I hear that Funtimes61 is actually a 22 year old college student, who is studying "philately" (hence his nickname of "silver tongued devil" which he actually got FROM LICKING STAMPS) with a minor in "astrobiology."  He has also  achieved his seventh degree blackbelt in eraser clapping and the famous "wax on, wax off" technique and taught Chuck Norris everything he knows.

I have heard that CTP is a former Chippendales Dancer, who is no longer dancing having made his fortune in tips. (And you thought Elvis could gyrate his hips.)

Someone told me STPHomer was really a photographer for Playboy magazine, but he doesn't like to mention it as he recently got let go.  Rumor has it he spent too much time posing the models and had to do repeat shoots as he was usually unhappy with the results.  (It may have helped if he had put either film or a memory card in the camera!). See what happens when you visit the Chicago board once to often.  You become fair game and get outed also!

JC is actually a 40 year old motorcycle mechanic, named Ernie, a lifetime member of HOGG, and boasts more tatooes on his body (including one on his schlong of a giant boa constrictor) than anyone else on this board!  Ernie enjoys chugging beer directly from the keg, bouncing at biker parties, wetting girls at wet t-shirt parties, making the trip each year to Sturgiss.  But he has a sensitive side. He also helps little old ladies across the street, enjoys Japanese Flower arranging and has a zen garden in his back yard.  He even owns a copy of Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, autographed by the author!!!

Perfesser is a pig farmer in Mongolia with a PhD in 'Renaissance literature relating to the Spanish Inquisition and it's eventual re-emergence in the American Idol reality TV series.'

Jaqueline Taurus works for Georgia Pacific Corporation.  He is Director of Quilting and heads a team of senior ladies who take time off from Bingo at the local rest home for Quilting Bees to supplement their social security and pensions.  How do you think Northern Toilet Paper was quilted?

Fred Flintstone is a 73 year old idiot savant who has memorized every comic book ever printed.  Hence his nickname on this board.  He also enjoys watching Family Feud and Jeopardy and every Tuesday is meatloaf night.

So if anyone else wants to introduce themselves, please do.  We'd love to hear from you.

Sinfully Sinthia (my online "alter-ego")

maybe I should step out of the shadows, just a little. It may be hard for an out of work circus clown to relate to the real world, but here in fantasyland it's like the circus all over again - everyday! Can I honk your red ... ??

Wow! Sin, you've out done yourself this time.  This post is hilarious ...LOL!

I hope you had a great Christmas and best wishes for a Happy New Year!

-TheKarateKid-

Christmas was lovely.  I wish you a wonderful New Year of health, happiness and prosperity!

Posted By: TheKarateKid
Wow! Sin, you've out done yourself this time.  This post is hilarious ...LOL!

I hope you had a great Christmas and best wishes for a Happy New Year!

-TheKarateKid-

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