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Facebook Shares for a 2 Hour Session ?
kenescalade02 17 Reviews 4191 reads
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I forgot to set my alarm and luckily my broker called me to remind me to buy this morning.  

I should get him a 2 hour appointment for doing that for me this morning!  

I bought Facebook on day 1!

So my brokerage just informed me that my account qualifies me to participate in the Facebook IPO on Friday.  So it got me to thinkng - what financially savvy provider would be interested in 20 ORIGINAL FB shares in exchange for a 2 hour session ?  

Now at projected opening prices, face value would be $600-$700.

Now I know what you're thinking - "I DON'T BARTER".  Fine, but consider this.  Bragging rights to say "I've owned it since day 1".  Also consider first day Apple  shares sold for $5.  The stock currently trades at over $600.

So ladies - who would be willing to ride the stock market (and me as well).

If nothing else - you gotta give me style points for a unique, timely, and interesting proposition !

(This post is neither an offer to buy or sell any registered securities and is not approved by the Securities and Exchange Commission.  Consult the prospectus and your broker to detrmine the correct investment strategy for your personal financial situation)

your offer of 20 shares of Facebook makes my offer of an officlal NDtBF T-shirt pale in comparision.

Thanks for nothing!:D

At least we're both thinking outside of the box, so to speak.

I think now I've heard everything.

I forgot to set my alarm and luckily my broker called me to remind me to buy this morning.  

I should get him a 2 hour appointment for doing that for me this morning!  

I bought Facebook on day 1!

...an undercover agent to arrest you -- not for prostitution, but for illegal stock trade.

You should have added that the exchange would be for time and companionship only, because we know how well that disclaimer that works for providers.


-- Modified on 5/19/2012 3:18:06 AM

Glad you enjoyed it.  My contribution of humour to our little part of this board.

Clitortarian3689 reads

See there is more than one way to get screwed besides with a provider.   But with the FB way of getting screwed, at least you have something you can buy and hold long term.  With the other type of getting screwed it's always a short term trade, but with a better immediate reward.....that is if you do your market analysis first.

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