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'Twas the Night Before Christmas...
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....and not a creature had stirred, as i snuck into Santa's House...

so....

i Went straight to the stables, stashed myself in his sleigh, and the reindeer, my old friends, never even gave, a slight neigh...

...and later that eve, as he dashed thru the night, and gave his loud calls, an incredible sight - "On!!! Donner, on! Prancer, and Dancer, and Blitzen, " and OMG, who the hell, is THAT sexy little vixen,  ?!"


"Oh, it's Angela Marie, you sultry little twiff, hiding out in me bag, but what a wonderful surprise, cause you always make me, so stiff !"...


"i know from our past rides, you're such a naaaughty, naughty, little girl, but wow, so sexy and nice, it just makes me toes curl ! "


And as he laughed, and then continued, his wild way, thru the skies, my sexy little ass in his face, then all aglow, in his eyes....


...and onward, and upward, he swept and we rode, and shortly in the sleighride,  my cute little ass, he astrode....


....and saying clearly i heard, "Nor Donner, nor Blitzen, nor Dancer, nor Mrs' Claus, ever compares, to the sultry little nymph with me,  that I'll nail,  without cares",.....


...and away we rode together, further still in the night, leaving sweet dewdrops of adventure, and everlasting delight,


...and for those that never have, yet still wish it to be, as my Dear Father Christmas, once PUT it TO me, and he whistled, laughed and shouted, and he heartily creamed, and said that our rides, of all years, he had most wistfully dreamed....


....and blowing silky luscious streams, of hot snowy delight, and then along to my lips, he did surely spray bright,


and as we finished our wild ride, by the end of the night, he shouted once more, echoing deep into the night "To All, a Merrrrrrry fucking Christmas !!!"  he surely bellowed aright,


....and left me dripping in ectasy on my rooftop, ooooohhhhh mygosh, what a sight...


....and as he slipped past the clouds, and once again out of sight, "I'll hope to see you next year,  and fuck you more, the whoooooole night!!!"


twas the morning of Christmas, and all thru my house, i danced and i laughed, and missed my dear once a year, and sweet Jolly, Christmas "spouse"....


and until the next year, when i sneak back into HIS house, i'll be thinking of a wonderful warm and white Christmas, as only WE, could arouse... :)


Happy, Happy, Wonderful holidays to all, and to all, a good night !  



So - why is Santa so Jolly, ALL of the time ?

because he knows where ALL the naughty girls live, of course :)







-- Modified on 12/12/2012 11:23:47 PM

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