If you do not know who I am this should give you a little peek.....

1. I am highly rated in NYC and Minnesota.
2. I am highly rated in the performance arena because I like my pretty pink lips to be slippery, it's such a turn on. So yes, I like to fuck.
3. You may have seen me on Showtime or HBO (yes the cable networks).
4. Over used copy sucks.
5. I have been traveling, exercising and working on a new business; if you'd like to discuss any of those topics I am quite engaging.
6. I love making lists.
7. Often ads can be boring. Don't we just want to see the price tag and the pic of the sexy chic?
8. I am really horny.
9. Green screen photos that are not lit properly are a pet peeve; kind of like loud chewers.
10. I cannot believe you are still reading this and not sending me an email posthaste.
11. MY email address is [email protected]
12. Many of my friends enjoy my blog with OVER 1332 posts, with SO many photos! I've been blogging almost daily since August 2009.
13.I'm selective in who I see. I know how fucking cliche is that? Most of my clients have been seeing me for 5 years. Send me an email that will make me interested in you. Meaning if you send a one liner more than likely you'll never get a response......
14. I am eclectic and interesting.
15.I love when you read a ladies ad and they say they are educated. Aren't we all? I actually have a couple of degrees and am working towards obtaining my masters.
16. I just had my bra size remeasured and I wear a 34E (lots of providers wear a 36(Xcup size). Meaning I am 2 inches smaller than they are....just sayin'
17. I have tons more to share, but I personally hate reading boring ads and I wanted to end with the number 17 because it's my favorite!
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Thanks for reading this far into my ad.
I need to go and be a naughty girl now.......

Soft and pink,
Samantha sofa king Good
(if you don't get it say it HARDER and FASTER)


                                 ps be sure to check back on this post of mine...soon as I find time away from being sexy and sweaty I am going to add a string of HAWT pics for you!