The scanners have detected a sexy lifeform:

a depraved little hor... ta known as the Geeky Geisha!

I'm activating a Red Alert with my tempting lips and hips!

I'm here to boldly take you where no man has gone before!

I have an insatiable urge to examine your captain's log.

Don't wear a red shirt, cause I'm drop-dead gorgeous.

Whatever the size of your starcraft, it is always welcome in my port.

C'mon baby, spread my nacelles and climb into my Jefferies tube.

Fire your torpedo into this compact wormhole!

Don't get caught in the gravitational pull of my giant boobs!

Thrust your Delta Flyer into my thick, juicy aft!

Probe me, baby.

 
Video Production:  

180- 30 minutes  
250- 60 minutes  
300- 90 minutes

Dating A Geisha:  

Coffee Confirmation:      50  
Tea Party:  90 minutes - 300  
                   2 hours         -350  
                   2.5 hours      -400  
Dinner Date: 3 hours    -450

Kink:

250- 60 minutes  
300- 90 minutes
350- 2 hours