Walk the wire with me this week... It's going to be okay!

Ah, Washington. What a week this is shaping up to be!

Between the fight to maintain week 3 of those New Year's resolutions (Pizza and Beer, or salad and juice?), the exhausting coverage of across the aisle squabbles, and the agony of lost Superbowl bets (I'm riding with the Steelers!), it may seem as though there's nothing we can all agree (to disagree) on.

But alas, there's me! Likely the only subject to elicit bipartisan agreements, and I'm happy to demonstrate to you again how few pleasures in life surpass the merriment that accompanies the meeting of the minds- and writhing bodies.

 
Available for incall 01/19 and 01/20 and outcall this entire week/weekend. Let's come to our own agreement on the non-negotiables in life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. Visit my website for booking!