Greetings Washington . . . guess what? I'll be back this week. So little time when I am in Washington, so I've added back in a few days. My time this trip will be very, very limited. If you're serious that you want to meet, get in touch with me as soon as you are sure you want to meet (and please have that all-important screening info ready for me).


I prefer my dates be over the age of 45, but if you're as young and spritely as 40, let's see how well we connect. Who knows? I'm open to all sorts of possibilities.

Savor . . . linger . . . connect . . . play . . . flirt . . . tease . . . touch . . . grown-ups only, please.

For a bonus, tell me what song these lyrics are from.

There's a woman in my lap and she's drinkin' champagne . . . . Don't get up, gentlemen, I'm only passing through . . . .