I'm Norah, your friendly neighborhood smartass geek turned classy ass hooker! Or something.
 
Ok sorry, let me get more conventional. I'm well-dressed, well-groomed, well-spoken...though not particularly well-rested today.
 
Wait try again, I'm a seductive and elegant courtesa...I can't keep a straight face while saying or even typing that word...
 
Let's put it this way. All those things that everyone promises to be, plus a good deal more. I won't promise you luxury and show up in bare-faced, hair in a bun, in sweats. If you're really worried by my lack of positive adjectives playing up my strong suits, I highly recommend taking a gander at what those who've spent time with me have said. Or better yet, read what I've said on my site when feeling a bit more flowery in prose.
 
I'm Washington DC based but I find myself a bit strapped for time these days. My incalls are few and far between, but I'm always up for an outcall. I HIGHLY recommend joining my mailing list so I can let you know about future incalls around the area.
 
And with that, call me baby! (but really you can't call, sorry)
xo,
Norah Lucille